Friday, July 12, 2013
Friday Haiku
Sexy Claudia
Is still the biggest fan of
crooner K.D. Lang
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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I would love to put
my joey in this sheila’s
marsupial pouch.
So Pee Wee Herpster
Gets the pic of his lifetime
Well, besides his nose.
Her little purse contains
nothing but her diaphragm
no you can’t touch it
Google really knows
what its interns need: fun work-
place and prostitutes.
It’s not a doorbell
but push on her nip and your
dong might get a ding.
Frankenstein quits job
Igor points to his success
weird science pays off
Teenage Rob Schneider
was laid exactly one time
Mom is so hot, yo
Light haiku today;
regs must still be oogling
Hott Cheryl’s doilies.
Rowan Atkinson
f*cked up his McLaren and
his idiot son.
–
Mr. Bean-Flicker
Hot Chicks With Re-Tards
Under the auspices of
Angry Smiley Face
.
Auspices, I says
I’d take her home,
but I don’t need directions,
but I’d drop him off at
Goodwill, they help the less fortunate.
She’s had that smile
Since this re-tard was put in
Her Monkey Hole
Seems like a 5-head
Doesn’t disqualilfy him
From Macking this Hott
Pic makes me wonder
This Douchebag should disappear
If black is slimming
Yellow sunball leers
You would too if you had its
view of her melons
Home School Summer Break
Mommy Hopes Gentlemens Club
Teaches Social Skills
Gangbanger busboy
tries at pimpin his sister
She supports retards
Brit kid gets great deal
Hooker can’t do Euro / Pound
conversion in head
Paul Rubens Jr.
gets dad’s sloppy seconds. Wants
to do new hott mom.
Claudia grew tired
of her new pet and forgot
to feed him for weeks.
Where the hell is Rev?
Someone needs to give this broad
the hose. Pee Wee can’t.
Impersonating
Giovanni Ribisi
seems to pay off here.
It puts the retard
In the basket or it gets
The hose. The poo hose.
She hugs the deformed
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
working gal Wilma
knows that first timers come quick
earns easy money
her grin says it all
can do ten of these a night
bar mitzvah in town
young Aaron points out
he knows what shiksas are for
grandpa Sam will flip
He thanks inventor
Of Photoshop for making
Picture possible
Creature @ 11:10 am FTFP (for the front page)
This “Paid to Pose Hott”
Will get new booking agent
Before her next gig
Corky the re-tard
Gets the Bleeth in remake of
The show, “Life Goes On”
Chad Kroeger married
Averil Levigne and these
Two were invited
I would kill for a shirt like his.
.
Extra long cuffs, and all!
.
Haiku *this* mother fuckers.
@D. Helix:
.
1) Get your DeLorean up to 88 miles per hour.
2) Set the time dial indicator to 1985.
3) ????
4) Shop at the nearest Chess King.
Enough re-tard jokes
To shake a stick, at today
Re-tard jokes, I says
Like Babe Ruth, Seth points
to his target: “I’m gonna
buy her bigger boobs.”
Chastity’s fag bag
also found around her waist.
See what I did there?
Alan Cumming’s bro
hooks her with “X-Men” link; Days
of Future: Our Last
Thanks, Dude.
.
Interesting, #3 is the same as Dark Energy and Dark Matter.
.
Or as a Far Side comic had it, this laboratory chalk board has all kinds of formulas and arrows and whatnot, and in one corner was a jagged, broken line with, “Then a miracle occurs”.
Dark Sock is Prognasticos.