Friday, July 26, 2013
Friday Haiku
Captain Rod Nubbins
Keeps flotation devices
Nearby at all times.
Circling the globe
Whilst encircled by the globes
Is the way to go
— DoucheyWallnuts
The question arises,
“does silicone float?”,
let’s sink the boat!
— I R A Darth Aggie
Their boobs are like the
Costa Concordia hull
scraping the bottom
— Dickie Fingers
modern day skipper
with mary ann and ginger
hose on the poop deck
— fm
It’s now obvious
where Carnival Cruise Lines gets
infected state rooms.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Girls do Lido Deck
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
I’d wear that blazer
If I could get those Knockers
To rub against me
Low rent Hugh Hefner
Drinks Bud Lite, clothes from K-Mart
Sure can pull the Hotts
He puts on jacket
And ascot before he gives
The Hose. Bud Lite Hose
Liz Hurley’s slumming
But she takes out the Puppies
Gives me the renoBs
Pleasure cruise threesomes
Usually don’t include
Bud Lite and douchebags
Setting on fire
smoke gives delight
to country fellows
Anyone? Anyone?
The question arises,
“does silicone float?”,
let’s sink the boat!
Woody Harrelson
Can sure pull the Hotts. Liquor?
Eh – Well, not so much.
Cap’n dumps Tennille.
Then silent sum bitch pulls hotts.
That’s E-list Power!
Woody Harrelson
Follows Natural Born Killers:
Natural Born Douchebags !
Their boobs are like the
Costa Concordia hull
scraping the bottom
He doesn’t always
drink beer, but when he does, he
motorboards boobies.
That one is a skank
The other’s a skank, also
Did I mention , skank?
San Francisco won’t
Let this turd pile into town
“You’re too gay for us”
Spatial disorientation,
Caused by oversized boobers,
means shipwreck
Circling the globe
Whilst encircled by the globes
Is the way to go
modern day skipper
with mary ann and ginger
hosed off the poop deck
modern day skipper
with mary ann and ginger
“hos” on the poop deck
(better?)
modern day skipper
with mary ann and ginger
hose on the poop deck
(third time?)
Stick out your boobies
I’ll wear my gay captain suit
Make Friku for sure
It’s now obvious
where Carnival Cruise Lines gets
infected state rooms.
modern day skipper
with mary ann and ginger
hose off the poop deck
His go to line is,
“Can I show you my dinghy”
He pumps off alot.
She has been seasick
Since the beer cozy was put
In her Monkey Hole
Ahhh, Captain Stupid
Permission to come aboard
With bottle service?
–
Love boats
Mobro 4000
not garbage barge but party
pontoon for douches.
In a hundred years
James Cameron IV explores
H.M.S. Ed Hardy.
It puts the doily
On the neck or it gets the
Hose. The granny hose.
Girls do Lido Deck
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.
U.S.S. Greenville
waits underwater for best
time to resurface.
D-Cup Convention
He’s Thirsty and Foul the Turd
Ignores Hotts, Seeks Coccks
Captain motorboats,
then unloads sperm slick on Jill
Thar she blows? No need
Chillin’ on set of
“Weekend at Bernie’s Part 3:
Bernie’s got Herpes”
Boat bleeths fear sinking,
stay watertight by plugging
holes both fore and aft