Monday, July 22, 2013
Mister Tony Goes Full Hippie
Never go full hippie.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Joe Jackson’s embarrasing cousin
He looks like Pauley Shore fucked a radioactive cue ball
Him (thinking): I am soooooo happenin’!
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Her (thinking): Please let me go! Please let me go! Please let me go! Please. Please. Please.
Mister Tony has an eleven head. Well done, sir. Well done.
Mister Tony’s hair line has retreated to the continent.
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In continents
Mister Tony’s hair line has tabs of LSD on his hair plugs.
Mister Tony’s hair line is recreating D-day on his head.
He owns the place. He doesn’t give a fuck. He’s MISTER TONY!
Fuck. I thought my ex-wife buried that picture forever.
True fact: Back in the day, hippie chicks were easier to tap than one of Rev Chad’s girlfriends.
I’m very surprised that Vladimir Putin could pull some Pussy Riot tail after locking them up !!
True fact: Back in the day, hippie chicks were easy to tap because they were Rev Chad’s girlfriends. I had a thing about me, maybe it was the weed and my long and girthy cock. Now I’m almost as old as the ole Choad and nobody gives a flying fuck. Maybe I should grow my hair like Treat Williams.
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Except Beverly D’Angelo
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True fact #2: Back in the day, hippie chicks were easier to tap than a PBR barrel at a hipster convention.
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.True fact #3: Eurasian Emilita there ain’t no hippy chick…
I give up. I seriously, truly give the F up.
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=609849535727199&set=a.161989150513242.32201.133497406695750&type=1&theater
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=568482946530525&set=a.161989150513242.32201.133497406695750&type=1&theater
They Call Me MISTER TONY!
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And he gets Rock Star Leniency, apparently.
In that last pic, Mustard Man looks hungry. http://imgur.com/nuYmv
Fabulosity level: over 9000.
If you want to get a little hippie, grab yo bong and listen to this shiznizzkle. If you got a hippie chick stoned and ready, get out the ass spreaders and shove it up her Moog.
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Canadian hippies
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In Vegas, you can pay big bucks to have your event headlined by:
a) a roided-out ginger comic with a bad facelift
b) an irono-goth magician with the angst issues of a preteen
c) a psychedelic queerbag cueball
d) all of the above
e) I hate Vegas
Tony gets so much cunt they wrote a song relating to the stonedness the individual. RIP Dennis Farina and Joan Baez. This ditty is for you.
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Such a loss of talent.
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Fuck I’m wasted on the szhake from
So sorry to here about Joan. She never got to suck Bob’s cock after ’82.
Based on his “music” selections (respect) I’m sure I’ve never been as high as the Rev.
From fb: MIsterTony.com is a Pop Entertainer from Las Vegas
Biography
Mister Tony is orignally a German Engineer who changed to Las Vegas Pop Entertainer.
Mistrer Tony’s character is quite different to all otheres. He combines the funnnes of Andy Kaufmann, the weirdness of Weird Al and the eccenttricities of Lady Gaga.
You will enjoy watching him a lot.
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…and the spelling and sentence structures of the retarded kid down the street. Ja?
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Also…
http://www.mistertony.com/
“A month later she called to say she wasn’t returning. And by the way, she said, she was filing for divorce.
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“Then the Great Recession hit. Walter lost his job. His cat of 13 years and dog of eight had already died.
““These were like my children,” he says.”He coped as best he could.
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““I went to strip clubs a lot,” he said.”
“He is close to finishing the recording of a 14-song CD.”
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Dear God, kill me now.
And unless I miss my guess, Mister Tony is also a website designer.
The hippies were stupid fucks who ended up voting republican.
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But there were people in the 60s who had other ideals.
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Call out the instigators
Because there’s something in the air
We’ve got to get together sooner or later
Because the revolution’s here, and you know it’s right
And you know that it’s right
We have got to get it together
We have got to get it together now
Lock up the streets and houses
Because there’s something in the air
We’ve got to get together sooner or later
Because the revolution’s here, and you know it’s right
And you know that it’s right
We have got to get it together
We have got to get it together now
Hand out the arms and ammo
We’re going to blast our way through here
We’ve got to get together sooner or later
Because the revolution’s here, and you know it’s right
And you know that it’s right
We have got to get it together
We have got to get it together
Now
I like this ‘Bag.
My favorite song of his is “Mister Tony Goes to Vegas”
mistertony.commusic
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Here’s the condo he bought in 2012 for $59k
http://www.trulia.com/homes/Nevada/Las_Vegas/sold/1000271142-3111-Bel-Air-Dr-207-Las-Vegas-NV-89109#photo-3
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His taxes aren’t that high
http://sandgate.co.clark.nv.us/assrrealprop/parceldetail.aspx?hdnparcel=16210812012
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And at least he’s incorporated, in case he gets sued for being such a freak
http://www.bizapedia.com/nv/MISTER-TONY-ENTERTAINMENT-CORPORATION.html
Pfah?
Is that Putin’s less well known brother?
I’ve lived in Vegas for 30 years.
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I’m a fairly well known media guy/writer in town who is fairly well plugged in to our hotel/casino/entertainment scene.
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I have no idea WHO THE FUCK MR. TONY IS?
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.Never heard of the putz.
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.And Dude McCrudeshoes is right.
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.Las Vegas is the “Entertainment Capital of the World,” only if Wayne Newton is your idea of entertainment.
And Troy Tempest is right on too.
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.CTDS still loves talking like a hippie occasionally….even though he’s a straight-laced, coke-snorting preppie who’s always voted Democratic.