Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

3:20 pm July, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mr.Tony’s boss, promotions manager Vanna has an impossible anatomy like this guy.

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Fuck I love that guy like my stoned old dog.

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Little known fact: my dog has a medical marijuana dispensary. His name is me and I support this theme.

3:29 pm July, 24 Vin Douchal said...

He needs to be re-categorized from “oldbag” to “Annoying-As-Fuck Mega-Asshole” . Somebody get on this

3:37 pm July, 24 Vin Douchal said...

She’s got a little lingerie supermodel , Carol Grow working for her.

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Of course pre-mug shot

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And by Lingerie Supermodel I mean THIS

3:52 pm July, 24 Douchble Helix said...

If my name was Carlos Danger, I would send dirty texts as pics using the name Anthony Weiner.

3:53 pm July, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^That Carole Grow is a gift we have forever Vin. What the fuck she get arrested for? Awesome “Tall Spinner” I’d say. And by I’d say I mean an extra $200 of proud northern banknotes over the normal top-shift chicks up here’slike, Pardners,.

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Carole Grow has an unbelievable body. And by unbelievable body I mean Mrs. Kroeger without stretch-marks IYKWISAITTYD. Sons and shit. I’m goimg to look for Hermit.

3:59 pm July, 24 Guid is Good said...

Mr Tony is dry clean only and hasn’t worn natural fibres since the summer of ’78.

4:17 pm July, 24 The Dude said...

Tony: Myth or Mythter? What an Oldpud.

4:35 pm July, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Taut Kelly is one of these broads that at first glance should give me the renoBs, but the more I look at her, don’t.

5:33 pm July, 24 Troy Tempest said...

Music style: DoucheHouse:

6:02 pm July, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Is this a stepping stone to becoming Sir Ivan?

8:30 pm July, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A Quick Anthology: By your friendly neighbourhood Reverend very stoned.

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In Iambic Stonedameter. (respect)

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A great Tribe of Israel was once wrenched from the bosom of Biafra and Ethiopia. This tribe became a person under the Godhead named Wild Africa. Papals and Puranicals both abused.

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The Irish came to Halifax and got drunk and wandered more like an errant Jew and then they banged a bunch a french dark Indianans and then kicked the dirty bastards out down south.

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Some time passed and there was an infection of some type of blood eating bug named the Frenchman. People started eating lowly foods and unhealthy fried cream sauces and bechamels and shit.

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Then the pervert Kennedy ordered the quebeckers back to Canada to get the green cards and because that blonde chicks name was a bit too Continental. And he had that other chick killed when he caught her wearing Hoover’s bodice,.

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And in conclusion: Turtle Meat. And then somebody invented the harmonica an this happened. And 40 years later the good of the Zep gone to the distractory methods of SWAT team ecampment agents with the gfood hoolow points. I call cunts.

5:03 am July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^ The Comment Hall of Fame needs to add this one ^

7:49 am July, 25 DarkSock said...

I’m still calling Pfah on this Pink Tony guy…for you young kids he was one of the original regs who’d post on how hot his wife was, plus occasionally mock douchebags.

7:51 am July, 25 DarkSock said...

And he, too, wore pink…so it’s Pfah.
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CASE CLOSED.

5:42 pm July, 25 creature said...

…he also claimed to have te OG jesus sized cocxxxckxxcxxxssss

5:43 pm July, 25 creature said...

…& drove a baddass VW

5:45 pm July, 25 creature said...

…you also pronounced his name like a silent fart