Tuesday, July 2, 2013

    When Boat HCwDB Turns into a Road Runner Cartoon…

    …then the Fratbag will be roadkill.

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    Monday, July 1, 2013

    Why Money Managers Are at the Heart Of Supreme Assscrotery

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    This guy.

    Runs up a bar tab of $320,000.

    Indicted for seven million dollar illegal investment scheme.

    The fact that we haven’t responded to the abuses of Wall Street by dragging out the Masters of the Universe like they did to the royal court in France in 1789 remains a mystery to me.

    If there is any cosmic justice then each of the rank festering “investment banker” pustule con artists of the past few decades will suffer nasty groin itch for eternity in the afterlife.

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    Monday, July 1, 2013

    Schneider Gets Lucky

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    Give it up for Schneider finally cashing in.

    He’s paid his handyman dues.

    But before you give Schneider crap for cashing in with the cocktail waitresses working the midnight to six AM shift at the old school casino on the strip, know that Schneider also scored this.

    Wifebeater tees.

    Not just for anorexic lesbians.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, July 1, 2013

    The Leather Clad Groinwipe

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    Little known fact about Leather Clad Groinwipes.

    Their willingness to spend untold amount of parental inheritance to resemble early 1960s Mod/Rocker gay biker fantasy imagery from a film directed by Kenneth Anger speaks against Freud’s latency period.

    Hello Kitty Hott may wear pink hooker shoes and a thong. But Hello Kitty Hott is an expert at early aviation trivia.

    # posted by douchebag1