Monday, July 8, 2013
Reader Mail: Unclear on the Concept
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I Am James William and I would like to order some of your
Shot Bags
Stock Weight: 25 pound shot bag
Stock Size: 8.5″ Wide x 15.5″ Long
what would be the Price for one including taxes..and i believe you
have the products available and do accept all major credit
cards.please advise.?Thank you and waiting for your
reply.
Regards,
James William
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Well hello James William! Funny that you should inquire.? You now no longer wait as this is reply.
We are having a sale on Donkey ‘Bags. The price is now two for please kill it with fire.
Let us know if interest, and also to purchase credit or yes.
Sincerely,
DB1
endless stock of scrotebags as well
“How many ‘bags would you like shot, Mr. Williams?”
James Williams sounds a lot like “Charlie” with the suspicious thid world country accent that answers the Dell Computer tech line
our ‘shot’ bags are heavier than 25lbs….heh heh^
I wonder if my “Shot Chicks with Douchebags” comment triggered interest for James Williams. Hey, a guy can hope.
What the fuck is a shot bag? A bag to carry shot? I don’t fucking know but Senor Williams knows.
All your shot bags belong to us.
Dear James,
We require your credit card information in advance before we can complete any transaction. Please provide th 16 didgit card number as well as the three digit code on the back with the full name appearing on the front of the card. Once we can confirm these well, hell, uhm yeah…. The bags are on their way. Like a bazillion of ’em. Just wait 6-8 weeks for them to show up.
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Ecuador anyone?
I think he’s legit.
http://www.google.com/search?q=shot+bag
yup, DW, useful frickin equipment…heavy as fuk if ya gotta carry more than 2…you could swap em out for cement shoes, no dryin’ time
I think he’s confused:
https://www.google.com/search?q=shit+bag&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=DCjbUf2jGOiUywHq-oGwAQ&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1439&bih=923
For Great Justice
I had a shot bag the time I banged the Doublemint twins.
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And my dick smelled like spearmint.
These are shot bags you fucking silly guys. Son.
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=3xuZ5_C117_
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http://hyenacart.com/stores/bagshotrowbamboo/
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And shit. Skip the first one unless you like the homoerotic arts.
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Diapers
Hey Dar Sock, you gotta dog:
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http://www.dogshaming.com/2013/07/too-excited-about-thin-mints/
^ good God I need to learn how to type…
Darth ‘Sock doesn’t take kindly to typos.
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sQuality Kontrol 🙂
yeah, but give him a nepo….
Awesome! Best response to reader mail EVER