Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Sophie Disappoints Me
Oh Sophie.
Last night you had me at “hello.” And by hello, I mean “Woooooo!! Letssss doooo shotttssss!!”
But now I see that you cohabit with the worst of beachdouche detritus.
And so I am crestfallen.
Not enough to stop staring.
But enough to stop overstaring. And by overstaring I mean burning your cleavite with the heat of Hebraic lust.
Boobs.
DB1, you should have known better.
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Sunglasses on the head: Instant Bleeth.
Fake “sunglasses” with no lenses?
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Double (D) Bleeth.
Double D Bleeth, sure. We saw that one coming. But hanging with a Puerto Rican Keith Haring lesbian lookalike? Or is that an Assyrian Joey Ramone lookalike wearing a Keith Haring dago tee? Either way, we didn’t see THAT coming.
Just noticed Keith/Joey’s twin on the left. WTF is going on there?
BeachDouche Detritus is playing at The Stone Pony in Asbury Park tonight. They are a Bon Jovi/Springsteen/Beach Boys/Southside Johnny cover band.
Upon closer inspection, Sophie = butterface.
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.And by “closer inspection” I mean taking my face away from her cleavage.
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Did I call the lesbionic tendencies yesterday or what? Even if that is a dude (?) I was still pretty much spot on.
Male lesbian mullet / chest tatt blends all mullets into a single, unidentifiable mess. Kind of like when your kid brother got into your Playdoh and instead of all the colors you tried so hard to keep clean, you have a big, hard brown turd and all the fun is gone forever (T_T)
If Sophie is not already doing hardcore porn (doubtful) she needs to start immediately.
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Money shooters.
that should say …blends all genders…
BBCMs, he of the goofy colored t-shirt, expression went from “I’d hit that so hard” in yesterdays post to accosting a stranger asking “What the Fuk just happened?”
. . . and by “disappoint” you mean “lives up to my lowest expectations.”
Sophie is on the right? Right.
It’s like a backwards mirror with that mohawk/mullet atrocity.
She has the same “I CAN HAZ UR CREDIT CARD NUMBERZ?” look in both photos.
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Stab it with Frank Mecurio.
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Wait…Where’s Medusa Oblongata?
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DAMN YOU, DOC!!!
I think Sophie has that “blow your load on me and give me my cheque so I can get outta here look”.
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I’ve seen it somewhere before.