Tuesday, July 9, 2013
The Dragon Fondler Takes a Break From Fondling to Consider A Life Unexamined
The Dragon Fondler aspires to become a philosopher.
The Dragon Fondler will not succeed in this quest.
Yeesh, between this pic and yesterday, it’s like a 2-frame animation of the creepy oil slick from Creepshow 2 eating away at my soul.
Oooofa. She doesn’t have a good side.
Release the Kraken!!!!!!
what? no ink on that sideboob? freek
“These tattoos are going to look great when we get old.” Said no one. Ever.
The Kraken just called in sick.
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Also said “no fucking way I touch either of those”.
O mighty Thor! If you ever so desired to prove your existence with a well placed lightning bolt, now’s the time.
Make it a twofer, and I’ll sacrifice a farm animal of your choice in your honour.
In spite of their plunging their bodies into the brackish Detroit river water only seconds after the HP ink cartridge factory explosion, Gurn and Deena found that they were permanently marred.
She’s giving confused look of aquatic handjobinterruptus.
“no, mr. life guard, this really is a stroke”
“….combo frog gig-breast stroke”
A few thoughts:
1. Tattoos are cool on a woman when they’re reasonably-sized & understated.
2. Gaudy tatts are just that, gaudy. Look at how Rihanna shows off her latest ink.
3. Wouldn’t surprise me if these 2 had sex in the tattooers chair while being worked upon.
4. Dragon Boy there must be auditioning for the Yakuza. They’ll reject him simply b/c of the mohawk.
5. In light of how they’ll look in 2050, they must believe that tatt removal is an easy & inexpensive process.
That is all.