Monday, July 1, 2013
The Leather Clad Groinwipe
Little known fact about Leather Clad Groinwipes.
Their willingness to spend untold amount of parental inheritance to resemble early 1960s Mod/Rocker gay biker fantasy imagery from a film directed by Kenneth Anger speaks against Freud’s latency period.
Hello Kitty Hott may wear pink hooker shoes and a thong. But Hello Kitty Hott is an expert at early aviation trivia.
His tattoo looks like the creeping disintegration from the opening scene in ‘Prometheus.” Only instead of some DNA-altering genetic black sludge, this was caused by some DNA-altering genetic white sludge.
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Hot sailors.
The more I see Hello Kitty Hott the more I hate her, and the more I hate her, the more I want to fuck her., and then the more I hate myself. What a conundrum. An Existential Crisis, I says…
Turn the fucking propeller on and end this
What the fuck do ya need leather for in 110 degree Cali for. I for one would love to bang Hello Kitty Hot after appropriate bloodwork was negative for t.
he throat syphillis.
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I wish you all a Happy Canada Day. I’m going to a friends cottage with explosives, weed, and a case of Mic Ultra.
Getsome.
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Socialists
Hello Kitty Hott aviation trivia:
Put your hair in a bun when you are doing a 69 for the mile-high club in the toilet. That blue stuff is a bitch to get out and not take the peroxide with it.
Hello Kitty Hott thinks that Amelia Earhart was one intrepid dame.
Is that a confirmed Hello Kitty Hott sighting?
Hello Kitty Hott wants to do it in the Spirit of St. Louis.
Hello Kitty Hott has my seatback in its fully upright position.
in 10 yrs she’s gonna be a sad broken down keno girl at a 3rd rate cafe off the strip wearing support hose
…they never see it comin
& her cooch will be radio active
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geigers
his rudder will never pucker agin
…tail gunners
Paid to pork douche Nick Hawk with paid to pose Hot- You can read all about him and see more of this photo shoot here http://www.nickhawkexplicit.com/gallery.php?id=77 Google is your friend. Does the employment exception apply to man whores?
@Douchble Helix, not sure if it’s HKH, I need Wheeze to weigh in.
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– management
Hello Kitty knows her way around a stall strip, and she knows when the stick shaker engages, the best thing you can do is go nose down / tail up until you feel the buffeting come to an end.
“I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!” – Al Czervik
And Hello Kitty’s twat still itches.
That plane’s not the only thing in this photo that has “Bi” in the title. Leather? Really?
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Halfords.
Leather Clad Groinwipe dug the way his poison ivy rash looked so he had the tattooist trace it. It also itched it for him…
Leather Clad Groinwipe was the name Nickleback originally went by.
Her: too much leather.
Him: not nearly enough leather.
Hello Kitty Hott may wear stripper shoes, but she takes a keen interest in astrophotography.
Hello Kitty Hott may have her gynecologist on speed dial, but she studies modern socio-political debate techniques.
Hello Kitty Hott may have a leaking implant, but she can harmonize quantum mechanics with the theory of general relativity while giving a hand job.
Yeah, that’s her. This photo shoot comes up when you google her real name. I can’t express to you how ashamed I am to know that.
Shame? Life needs purpose. Stand proud!
Weird thing is, her Etsy “Things I Love” is the same as mine!
http://www.etsy.com/people/NinjaBarbie05/favorites/items-i-love/?ref=col_list
Oh jeez. Her dad must be SOOOOO proud:
http://wickhosp.com/jim-tavary/
This is the guy from Gigilos, I pointed out his use of a handcuff as a braclet about a year ago.
He sounds like a douche (“screw the old folks”):
http://www.keprtv.com/news/local/27837594.html
And her moms is a bleeth:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2568976902082&set=pb.1184002427.-2207520000.1372704305.&type=3&theater
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https://www.facebook.com/karen.tavary
Grampa? Does this headband match your bolo tie?
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2321854004164&set=a.2245545456498.2114227.1184002427&type=3&theater
Hello Kitty Hott will be coming through the cabin soon to collect her vagina slime off your shorts.
Those links depict the life story and the lifestyle of The Job Creators©.
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Fuck da middle class.
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Losers.
C’mon. She can’t be all that bad if her weird uncle (standing next to her in the purple jacket) is Philip Seymour Hoffman and her little brother/cousin/nephew/various male relative is a Belieber. Hell, one her mom’s Wastebook page she has a link to God Understands.
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irony
No, no Mom. I only ACT like a whore. God understands!
My hatred dissipated a bit when I realize there is still 0.0001% humanity left in that plastic throwaway bottle know as HKH. Here, she implies that her adorable cute lil brother probably shouldn’t be posting ‘real’ pictures of himself on FB. I shed a tear thinking that this was probably her last cogent, helpful thought:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=124228050971820&set=a.100630883331537.505.100001538761137&type=3&theater
No, no Mom. That “itch” I have in the picture was because I HAD to use that toilet at the gas station AND NOT because I’ve banged 7,000 guys. This month.
^ God Understands!
I wonder just how often this archetype actually gives it up.
Hello Kitty Hott may and may not be a good model for Schrodinger’s Cat.
Why did you do that to me, Dude?
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I finally got around to learning about that cat, and I decided it just doesn’t make sense. Looking at the cat didn’t do nothing.
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And now you tangle that all up with Hello Kitty Hott, and her whole goddam family?
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Damn you to Hell!
Okay, here’s a music piece I worked on. It’s fun, trust me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1W_iAGqb30&feature=youtube_gdata_player
That sucked.
Why haven’t we put her in the HoH yet? Yes I know she is a bleeth, but this girl won the genetic lottery, and I think we should honor that much at least. Cheekbones and legs alone should qualify her, I says. Nevermind my recurring fantasy involving her, copious amounts of clean water, disinfecting soap, and a brillo pad. I just can’t help but wonder if it would be possible to scrub all of the Vegas off. Sorry, I digress. Hello Kitty Hott for Hall of Hott. Can I get a second?
Not even from me.