Wednesday, July 3, 2013
They're Number Two!!
Once again I must compliment whomever designed this weird transparent stripeyboob concept in the halls of fashion design.
You are a worthy successor to the inventor of the bikini, fine sir or madam.
I salute you.
With foam fingers.
Wait, what?
HOH
HOH
HOH
HOH
HOH
HOH
I said, HOH
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Pinks.
Superbly bolted.
With foaming fingers, at least
Harvey Levin is nothing more than we all would be if given the chance, particularly Jews (respek) and short dudes like me. But I’d run that ship tighter, fuck the blonde chick and maybe the big black chick if she’s still on there because she is horr-orr-nny like Oprahs friend Hoda.
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If I get stoned enough tonight I may email myself a PDF of my man-boobs and post them ir y’all are lucky like.
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Fat Bastards
I would do her where she goes number two.
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Not the toilet. I mean, where she goes number two.
off topic, this cat is a craptastic douche
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http://nesn.com/2013/07/report-biogenesis-whistleblower-porter-fischer-withholding-records-from-mlb-for-1-million/
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now someone design a shovel to smack yellowboy in the face
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juicers
I think they’re advertising that they like it in the #2 slot…
Since it’s near Canada Day and Independence Day
I present “Trooper”, Canada’s “America” that you never heard of. Now I’m going to get wasted. Oh my! One more thing form comparison.
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Wow. Son.
Or Seals and Crofts?
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And HOH if there is more evidence, which I think there may be AIKTYDKWIM.
AIKTYDKWIM: the sound a Rev. Chad makes whilst blazin the fat pipe
I did that when I was “doobie sober” Fred N and it’s all backwards and shit. Well before I go out for the second blazin of my neighbours fat pipe there’s a few things I should share as I have rejoined the working world and the sanely conscious.
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Preface: The beast within stirs with rage as he settles in to his private room of porn, work, sleep, meditation, and drums and close to the basement laundry room. Cause he will never sleep soundly enough unitl the old dog beast dies (“Oh! Mournful Day”) berore he can sleep with the She BEast, to sleep with a damn woman beast.The first is:
1.”doobie sober” means I’m only drinking. But i’m not not drinking or smoking nothing anymore IYKWIMAITTYD.
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2. 1 bottle of beer, 2 ounces of “raw” Apple Cider Vinegar, 1 cup of V-8 juice, several dashes of your favourite Cayenne-based hot sauce, a tablespoon (heaping) of chopped garlic, and 2 scoops of raw organic wheat grass shit..and shit in a tall mason jar, Son. That is the secret to living an oxidant-free life while living like an animal. I know or I wouldn’t tells ya. If you are not an alcoholic you can skip the beer for shit. Repeat before bedtime with simple antacid. Try it Sons. Cheap health.
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3. Give your wife sex just a few too many fucks worth. And if she doesn’t do that ya fucking shouldn’t of married her, Son.
I’m going to get more drunk and stoned.
Funny enough, I already had Rev. Chard’s ‘Preface’ tatt’ed on my upper back.
Well I know who I won’t be getting my prostate examination from.
Faux flouro pseudo librarian Hott is no Sheertina.
Sheertina approves / giggles. http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/12/17/best-golden-globes-sheertina/
Does Sheertina need some hair gel?
And not forgetting Marty McFluffer’s little friend.
@Rev 4:18 pm
I think Trooper did a song called “General Hand Grenade” which was awesome. Forgot all about them.
Happy 4th of July
Hermit, ^that was masterful!
Preaching to the choir hear Hermit! Great stuff. Still can’t post on your site. Do you have some kind of anti-Canuck device on there? Or do THEY?
Thanks Wheeze.
Don’t know Rev. I welcome all nationalities and creeds. I’ve had others say the same thing but I’m a tech moron. I think it has something to do with servers. Whatever the hell a server is.
It probably is THEM.
@ Hermit
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You make WAAAAAAAAY too much sense for most people to listen to. I for one will join you in the revolution with my arsenal if needed.
^ Yep Doc, common sense seems in short supply.
Keep your powder dry Brother.