Thursday, August 8, 2013
Baby Diaper Poo
Thanks to the unending cuteness that is the recent spawn of your humble narrator, BC1, I have official confirmation that Pasadena Pukester here looks exactly like a giant, steaming load of milk poo produced by a five-day-old.
Sharon giggles as she’s mugged, and for that, I almost forgive her Bud Light Limes.
Almost.
But not quite.
Back to burping duty for your humble narrator who once lived the Hollywood life and is now knee-deep in spittle and sleeplessness.
May I be the first to suggest you name the little princess “Snooki”?
^That’s not Kosher DH. Must be Biblical. I made some good coin off of the over/under on the He-Jew-She-Jewess paradox on some shit.
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Fuck DB1! No more pictures of the young lass on the interwhebs please. For fucks sake man that shits illegal somewhere! She is as cute as a button and I am very sure that you think that she is the best daughter you could ever have and a daughter’s great and shit and that uber gay background she is set against was as good an idea as the Ribbon Head. But you are temporarily insane. I wasn’t like that cause I was d
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Maybe it’s nice and not gay?
Rev, being as we’re making decisions for the DB1 clan, I suggest that some knowledge of the female parent’s heritage would aid in our planning.
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As The Chief has so far been unwilling (or unable) to divulge any such info, in the spirit of this one-joke site, I guess we get to just make shit up.
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And since the broad (wife? gf? sister?) is unquestionably from Jersey, I’m sticking with “Snooki”.
at what age do you start feeding them HoHos?