Monday, August 12, 2013
Failed Fathers of History
I’d argue that Mr. Connors of Whebley Drive, Virginia, father of Shyana Connors (pictured here cohabiting with Turd Von Queef), deserves entrance into the Hall.
Perhaps, as a new father, the tenor of my mock hath changed. For my BC1 is like the daughter I never had. Except she’s now the daughter I did have if the daughter I did have were exactly like a hypothetical daughter I never had.
Tautology. Like ironic. On your wedding day.
Now back to pooland for your humb narrs…
I was wondering what happened to Crispin Glover.
Alex, I’ll take “name that adult film star that does double anal” for $500.
Facial tattoo = failure at life.
No exceptions.
This guy is what a Nazi prison guard would look like if WWII was happening right now.
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Fuck you , Nazi prison guard.
I’m talking to you Disney Corp. This is what happens to Emilio Estevez when you decline to pick up “The Mighty Ducks 4: The PED Years.” Shame on you.
Havana Polo Club?
I’d wager every cent in my bank accounts that his guy couldn’t find Cuba on a map if you spotted him Florida.
That’s the tall bad guy from Fargo, and some other things.
He looks like he ate a bad taco, If you know what I mean”
their eyes match her fingernails.
where do these face tatted mongoloids find employment?
I’m guessing his mother didn’t hug him enough.
I’m guessing his uncle Milton hugged him a little too much, if ya get my meaning.
He definitely has a future in carnival work. Eating light bulbs and swapping VD with the bearded lady is about all he can do at this juncture.
Aw man. Clancy Brown went douche? That totally sucks!
Lisa Marie has always had bad taste in spectacle. And shit..Son.
I’ll take, “Two People I Hope Get Stomach Cancer,” for $250.
“He’s had his pupils tattooed. He is The Most Interesting Douchebag in the World.”
And may I be the first person in this thread to call the bleeth with LUST tattooed on her fingers, a Cunt.
Hey DW, let’s play guess what’s tattooed on her right hand. I’ll go first. I say her right hand has DICK on it.
Oh, and I second the cunt nomination. She’s as likely to be in the HoH as a butterfly is to using a crescent wrench.
I say her right hand has NUTZ on it.
Lance was still traumatized months after surviving the Flair Pen Factory Explosion of 2011.
Lance learned a hard lesson about falling asleep in the lobby of the Annual Therapeutic SpiroGraph Convention for OCD Victims.
Lance, who was standing right next to Donk when the bus struck him, was too traumatized at first to wash away the necrotic flesh spray.
Tattooed Nazis. I hate tattooed Nazis….
I’m pretty sure I have had house pets with higher IQs than this douche. Even the Dutch rabbit with the black and white face does not seem inclined to get tatts.
Tatt on her other fingers reads, “CUNT.”
Tatt on her other fingers reads, “D’oh!”
Tatt on her other fingers reads, “NSFW”
Tatt on her other fingers (and thumb) reads, “36 PSI”
Tatt on her other fingers reads, “SMEG”
Tatt on her other fingers reads, “#@*!”
Tatt on her other fingers reads, “A to M”
Tatt on her other fingers reads, “MEH!”
Tatt on her other fingers reads, “CARP“
Tatt on her other fingers reads, “FOUL”
Tatt on her other fingers reads, “DANK”
Tatt on her other fingers reads, BRA!
Nothing says “I’m a badass” like unemployable tattoos and a Polo Club shirt.
He must just strut around on that polo field.
All his trust fund friends must gaze upon him with envy and resentment.