Friday Haiku
It’s Douche vs. Douche;
As they bomb each other’s shorts
I buy Jan a drink.
Faux Denim swim togs
And presence of douchebag spies
Have killed my renoB
— DoucheyWallnuts
What, me worry? These
Two are more interested
In each others goods
— Capt. James T. Douche
Her Heckle don’t Jeckle
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Can’t Show our Faces
Angry Bleethes Looking For Us
Paternity Tests
— Bag Em Tag Em
“I don’t like these masks”
“Yeah, me neither. Makes it hard
to blow each other.”
— Jacques Doucheteau
These blokes need a cloak
While I stick my meat dagger
In her booby trap.
— Crucial Head
Just came from grade school;
undersides of those cones read:
“D-U-N-C-E”
— Wheezer
Friday Pearku™ is
The best idea I’ve heard
Since toilet paper.**
— The Dude
**^@ The Dude…Noted.
-D.S.
Faux Denim swim togs
And presence of douchebag spies
Have killed my renoB
Jan loves NSA:
Nut-Shavers Anonymous
Less pubes in the teeth
The legacy of
William F. Gaines forever
Tarnished by douchebags
What, me worry? These
Two are more interested
In each others goods
Her GSR makes
My Renob throw up, theirs makes
Me puke all over.
Her Heckle don’t Jeckle
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
It put the crow in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. MAD TV hose.
Jan is smiling
Because their noses smell like
Her nether regions
The Spy Bros Noses
Can’t hide from their poses that
They’d bang each other
Spilled plastic cups and
Anal lube in the background.
Who’s screwing who here?
Protection A Must
From Fumes and Disease at the
Protection A Must
From Fumes And Disease at the
-add Vegas Club here-
Scientists are stunned
at the effects of breathing
Ultra Lounge Vapors
As if you two Tools
Could Not Possibly Stick Out
Worse than you do now
Cant Show our Faces
Angry Bleeths Looking For Us
Paternity Tests
Hanz and Franz ask Shay
“Does this smell like Chloroform”
Night Just Beginning…
There’s no room in her
Monkey Hole for Gyroscope.
Bros noses are there
Neither spy will win
because of the booby traps
Jan distracts them with.
Modern masks to kill
stench of bubonic plague are
still ineffective
“I don’t like these masks”
“Yeah, me neither. Makes it hard
to blow each other.”
New Spy versus Spy
adventure now involves cup-
-ping each others’ balls
Sheer tight shorts show off
little peens that can’t do much
That’s what fisting’s for
These blokes need a cloak
While I stick my meat dagger
In her booby trap.
Just came from grade school;
undersides of those cones read:
“D-U-N-C-E”
Madonna envy?
She celebrates their presence;
Papa didn’t preach
She is cockkblockking
(Thanks, ‘Sock!) – they like each other’s
junk in their jortrunk.
She is enjoying
Mr. White’s brew; it’s much safer
than what’s in the pool.
Damn it…..learn to count, you fuccen moron…..
.
She is enjoying
Mr. White’s brew; much safer
than what’s in the pool.
So, Spy vs. Spy?
They’ve hidden their dignity
well…..or that’s the ruse.
‘Sock’s fappin’ to pear,
updates front page tomorrow…..
maybe with more pics?
For the next ‘Sock Week:
“Friday Pearku” – 300
posts easy, ya think?
BLEW MY FRAIKU WINNER TIME GETTING PEAR UP ON FRIDAY LINKS…I’MA POST THE FRAIKU FRONT PAGERS SATURDAY.
.
SON.
These swishers did take
The straight away from this sweet
Poor girl needs The Dude.
Friday Pearku™ is
The best idea I’ve heard
Since toilet paper.
Wallnuts did nineteen
Doucheteau did at least, uhm two?
Wheezer made Pearku!
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