Friday 'Sock and Links
Mulletosis sucks it up for our Friday Thoughts and Links.
The hotlines were open all week and here’s what I gots:
How to start shit while riding around Biloxi, MS.
Exactly what’s going on up there in Pennsylvania?
Way ahead of you, Skippy…
55. That is the answer Madonna gives us to the perrenial question “How old is too old to get a “grill”?
A public safety reminder: Always notify law enforcement officers if you are carrying a concealed weapon.
Another public safety reminder: Do not shove silverware up your urethra.
But you didn’t come here to be safe. I know why you ignored all the above links and just jumped to the bottom here…One more public safety reminder: Excessive fapping can lead to neck strain.
Do You Know How Fast You Were Going Pear
No Time For Questions Just Get In Pear
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PEAR OVERLOA—–UNDERLOAD!
This is about the amount of pear we’ve come to expect in a ‘Sock post, I think. Panel? Heh heh…..
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I think “No Time For Questions Just Get In Pear” has been here before, but she’s welcome to return any time she fuccen likes.
aPEARently, I need a new PEAR of pants after staring at that PEARfect list of PEARadaisical PEARS.
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Time to do some PEARformance enhancing drugs.
Wow how about……..dadwa[;sgaknea][casd0u234=z34=9-da08hasdasdpaisdkadfbh pawtuiqvwmtuimpcfjkcm[-5m’pacfm]-9f3]-m]kc39m96u890ywrt8yw]]iw
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Oh shit, sorry, I kinda blacked out after seeing Floor Routine Pear….
Ass men, this is your Holy Grail. A winking starfish, brown-eyed sphinctarian hose coupling of never ending slapdash pinch pinch……
I have a forking penis. Prepare to die.
PEAR OVERLOA—–UNDERLOA—–SHOOTMYLOAD!!!
I can only assume that Mulattosis’ chick is blind and lost all sense of touch. And smell..
Darksock, you are the heir apPEARent to hosting this site in DB1’s stead.
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My only disappointment is that I’ve yet to see any pics of your recent boating ventures. I thought you said your neck was healed already
PEARabulous.
damn I need more kleenex.
Oh my god, it’s full of pear!
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— 2013: A Space Sock
I am PEARilously close to PEARforming a masturPEARtorial Neil PEARt style drumming on my PEAR o dangles.
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Whoops.
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Too late.
I think I died and went to PEAR-adice.
I peed in a pear.
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Salty Pears.
I hope this made you all feel like youse died and went to PEARis.
This was a truly PEARwerful post.
Don’t hate the PEARs, they are PEARple too.
You might dismiss me as a meer PEARpetrator of PEARfection. But we need PEAR in PEARpetuity.
There’s a pear-shaped hole in my heart that can only be filled with…ass.
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Xanax and cheap whiskey fill in around the edges.
Reminds me, I have too much PEARlite in my planter boxes.
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Thank you Sir ‘Sock, for not mentioning baby poo! Wait, I just did. Does that count?
I find these links PEARmiscous yet PEARtinent.
I wonder if vinegar and roller blades have ever been used in the same sentence.
Pillsmullet dough boy
Can – Who’s Melissa Franco?
Pear Pair per Purr Pare.
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^can’t stop Pearku
Yep. Floor Routine Pear. And me.
It’s like Dark Sock is some sort of PEARpetual motion machine.
Even with the absence of DB1, we can rest ASSured that the site won’t fall into disrePEAR.
His PEARents raised him right, aPEARently. And his aPEARal is beyond comPEAR.
Let no one put his life in PEARil.
That last one deserves a rim shot.
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On a PEARl drum kit.
Well, gotta go. Gonna eat me some sPEARribs.
I have to prePEAR for it first.
( )( ) <—–PEARentheses.
PEARquois? Thanks J.D. 🙂
I love all PEARmutations of this site.
It is not the 30 day squirt, but squat challenge. And I know where you got many of those pears- How about a little thanks for the unending source of pear!!!