Friday Thoughts and Links
Ahhh but yes. Sultry Katie floats amid this flotsam of pendulous gut-sacs like a beautiful sprig of fresh Rosemary bobbing around inside a putrid Dutch Oven brimming with sputtering flatulent bratwurst.
What better way to kick off Friday’s Socks und Links. Let the Insanity begin.
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Ahhh, but yes. My home town of Biloxi, MS. We do have our fun, each fall…
Great moments in bad album naming…
First, and Foremost – Praise be unto ALL; the “Mats are finally back together again. 22 years; it’s about effen’ time. Your move, Hüsker Dü…Or…Not.
Another 20 year quest: after considerable research, Bleethe Patient Zero has been found.
Triple-Bag – The Official Beer of the Hall of Scrote™!
Are you already as tired of hearing about Miley’s Slutburst at the VMA’s as Billy Ray is? No problem; just say “BeetleDouche BeetleDouche BeetleDouche” three times and it will all go away!
Oh, you KNOW you want it, you filthy Nerf Herders…Seriously…how far down THAT rabbit hole do you want to follow DarkSock…?
Everyone’s bitchin’ about Ben Affleck being the next Batman…I don’t care. I had my money on ZacMan. You don’t EVEN want to know my other choice. As I’m sure you’ve heard, Batman will be in the next SuperScrote movie.
Speaking of erections lasting more that four hours…this woman just won the National Longsword Competition. **call me?**
Ahhh Hell. I know damn well you Pavlovian Cretins skipped down for dessert. Peh. Here.
Alright, alright. Savages.
And, to go out with a bang, Pear Fair.
You’re welcome. You damn dirty apes.
“Sputtering Flatulent Bratwurst” is the name of DarkSock’s battered, unseaworthy boat.
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Unfortunate Pattern Pear had me rollin’ – I was thinking “Goatse Pear,” though not to a large enough degree.
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Then I started looking at the rest of the Pears and stopped laughing. Español Pear made me start drooling, while the two on the far right of “Pear Fair” will soon share the name “Mrs. Wheezer.”
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Bigamists
Gotta hand it to Sock. He knows how to throw a pearty. Just want to thank everyone for sorta tolerating me this week. Worry not haters the iron hand of poetic justice will slap down the restraining order soon enough and I shall vanish into the ether once more to resume my monologue internally. Or on cooler sites with the balls not to block me. Theyre out there I just know it.
Stair Pear could also be Stare Pear…And I just filled a sock in my own special way.
Yay! SockWeek #168 (these are getting like UFC fights, eh?) ….
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No secretary this week has forced me to juggle between actually working and then clicking through numerous porn site situations.
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Let’s just say “FFM Milf BJ” is different at tnaflix.com, xvideos.com and fapdu.com even though you’re asking for the same thing. This internet thing may actually stick around yet…. such variety
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Here’s another band that ain’t getting back together:
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Franklin’s Tower- Grateful Dead
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Onions
Is’t More Pocahantas pear ladies wrestler Mickie James?
I’m moving to Brazil.
That’s a lot of fatbag hovering around Sultry Katie.
If you like Husker Du, the Meat Puppets are touring now and are kicking ass and sometimes taking names. Check out their website for dates. They are a great live band.
Those Meat Puppets can sure dial up some good stuff!
grumpys gone to bali grumpys gone to bali,we had a huge one at the vinyl room
Beached Pear made me involuntarily exclaim out loud “Jesus Fuck Christ Shit!” My wife heard from the kitchen as ran in asking, “what the hell are you looking at?” Fortunately for me, I have the NASA APOD site in my bookmarks toolbar and was able to explain “oh…uh…I was just amazed by this Hubble image of dwarf galaxy NGC 5195 and how awesome it looks. I mean, Jesus Fuck Christ Shit…right?
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Yep. That’s one hell of a pair of interacting galaxies all right.
Quad Heart Pear made me all nostalgic for tramp stamps. Such a simple and innocent time.
Here’s you boy, Westerberg…
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@Jacques – are there any Pear Galaxies?
Great FTAL DS. Pocahantas Pear makes me want to wipe the old man’s tears and pick up garbage and shit.
PocaHantas is Andrea Rincon aka Selena Spice.