Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Igor Bag is droppin' chromosomes like they hot, and pickin' up Milfs like they not
…Whilst his envious cousin Slav Darkly fumes in the background.
This tawdry scene, replete with DuckFace™, makes me despair.
Which rhymes with “pear”.
Which begs the question – if you squeeze a grape-colored pear, will she let out a little wine?
Replete, I says.
I think each of those girls is spending the night with someone new.
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Good for them!
Do not check out this facebook page if you are trying to avoid Pear this week. https://www.facebook.com/#!/yeahshesquats?hc_location=stream
Yeah, y’all don’t bother clicking on OTD’s link. Cuz youse gonna be seeing a lot a them fanny shots throughout the week. It’s a goldmine of pristine turd choppers.
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In attestation to breaking the hunnert mark with riffs on Lurchie McStilts last night I decided to promulgate said fete by giving up three precious pear pics, only to have Karma replenish said repository of suppository clenches.
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I am rationing out a couple DB pics a day; if any a youse is sitting on a stash of pics then be cool and slip me some wool; send to darksok at the gmail thing. Thatta way it gives me enough excess to post HCwDB After Dark™, which is a dog whistle for “PearPalooza”.
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Promulgate, I says.
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And why am I talking like DoucheyWallnuts™ all’s a sudden?
Them MILFs look like they have some Twats on ’em.
It’s, “Take Your Re-tard to a Club Night.”
@Sock I have an infective patois. Patois, I says.
Good grief!
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There’s another half dozen shaved craniums, just like Slav’s.
Hatie, Myrna, and Ethel made much mirth backstage with the lead singer of Symptom of a Downs.
igor is doin the squashbug!
I’ve had the chopped liver and, MEH!, it left me gassy , like the chick behind me
“I shaved my ballsack for this?”
Pink Dress: I barfed up every meal this week for this?”
Morose thug in back : “I killed my mother for the $37 in her purse for this?”
Striped sweathog in back : “I blew the bouncer for this?”
darksock
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Cowbag’s From Hell
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Happy birthday to Dimebag Darrell.
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R.I.P.
There once was a boychoad derp
Who spoke indecipherable burp
Should lay off lactose
To improve his club pose
But it does make the goofy chicks chirp
A head shot with a large bat
Froze Igor’s face just like that
It makes him seem sad
And his eyesight is bad
Tells chicks that he’s seen combat
Irvine Welsh Jr. looks like he’s about to do a little trainspotting on Igor with his mates after another brew.
Why do envision if there were sound to this pic is would be like the following:
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I see no hots at all in this photo
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