Thursday, August 1, 2013
Kenny The Redneck Herpster Says "Yo!" to Tiny Giggle Ashley
Tiny Giggle Ashley’s dad does not approve.
Nor does Tiny Giggle Ashley’s granddad.
Nor does Average Guy Juan, who just wants a tasty Mr. Pibb.
Tiny Giggle Ashley’s dad does not approve.
Nor does Tiny Giggle Ashley’s granddad.
Nor does Average Guy Juan, who just wants a tasty Mr. Pibb.
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AG Juan’s gonna come looking for you if his P.O. sees this photo
Am I the only one who calls Mr. Pibb, “Mr. Pimp”?
Kid Rock cuts his hair with a Flowbee. This guy cuts his hair with a Swirly.
“My girlfriend here is the only one come out normal in our family so just you shut up!”
The guy on the left look like the bastard love child of Tito Ortiz and Kevin Spacey. Just sayin’.
He gets a Notta, but ONLY if he’s dressed as Nick Cage in Raising Arizona.
Hold on, I take that last one back. Ol’ Slingblade (with hair) on the left looks like he’s tryin’ to figger out if that there masheen that guy is a pointin’ at him is tryin’ to steal his soul.
Poor AG Juan. He was promised a great time at the hottest club in town before he realized Kenny was talking about the sausage-fest he was havin’ at his family’s trailer that night.
“Doesn’t she look like the girl on those
nekkid lady mud flaps? Yeah, that’s my sister!”
^DW–
Is it more Nic Cage or Joe Dirt?
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Joe Simpson in upper right does not approve.
She’s probably going to go home with the Jean Claude Van Dammit clone…
Seinfeld?
Does that say “Waffle House” in the corner? I count six guys to one Tiny Giggle Ashley. At least we know where the sausage is coming from.
Tiny Giggle Ashley for spinner HOH. I’m gonna get some stoned now. Hombres.
fingerpuppet ashley!
I second the Rev’s call for Hall of Spinners. Any hot that tiny that doesn’t look like a hobbit deserves special recognition. And by recognition, I mean totally organic 98.6 degree facial treatment.
Pudgy Purpler Kiefer in the back feels the melancholia.
Mr Largeman pausing pensively before his reply top right.
During Nixon’s historic visit to China in 1972 the red Chinese attempted to poison him by presenting him with a gift of herbal tea spiked with toxic, Asian horse weed and generic cat food. Nixon survived, but became violently ill and developed chronic viral lip sores which plagued him and Pat for the rest of their lives. The sores were oddly similar to the one on Redneck Kenny’s upper lip.
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Redneck Kenny got his from tonguing the stripper pole at the Palomino Ballroom and drinking from the “Colored Only” urinals in a Santa Barbara strip mall.
I’d pay an historic visit t Tiny Giggle Ashley’s netherlands. No need to bitch slap the puds, they are in way over their heads.
Kenny the Redneck
Wants to leave Giggle Ashley
for Friday Haiku