Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Friday Haiku

One thing about Trish

That I can share with you is

She really loves head.

Wait, which one of the

Village People are you? The

Hydrocephalic?

— Capt. James T. Douche

His Mom’s vagina

Looks like the Holland Tunnel

It’s real big, I says

— DoucheyWallnuts

Jim finds out the hard

way the buffet shrimp cocktail

were cooked in their shells.

— Douche Wayne

Mr. Potato Head

And Chastity Bono go

Wild for Halloween.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Rocky Dennis blows

all Mask film rights cash on goose

at da clubs. Cher weeps.

— Magnum Douche P. I.

It’s OK Jill. All

West Virginian clubs allow

inbred bros as dates.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

OshKosh B’Gosh are

the new trend this year for those

who get pooped upon

— Jacques Doucheteau

Kenny The Redneck Herpster Says "Yo!" to Tiny Giggle Ashley

Tiny Giggle Ashley’s dad does not approve.

Nor does Tiny Giggle Ashley’s granddad.

Nor does Average Guy Juan, who just wants a tasty Mr. Pibb.

Yankee His Wankee Glares Angrily, Ignores Bubbles

Ironically, one of Yankee His Wankee’s tattoos is the Chinese symbol for “Stupid Vegas Asscrust Who Fails To Notice The Quality of Hotts Standing Nearby Because He’s Busy Looking Hard for a Professional Photographer.” It was first coined in the Ming dynasty.

Incidentally, what’s a bath without Bubbles?