Thursday, September 5, 2013
Cosplay HCwDB And why Comicon Sucks as Much as Burning Man
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.
“Nerds” are the new douchebags.
There are no subcultures left that aren’t exploited by the popular kids trying to claim the mantle of legitimacy by pretending to have once been ostracized outsiders, or “nerds.”
It’s a fraud. A ruse.
The latest way for the Armies of Seacrest to cash in by pretending they’re anything but rich, privileged, arrogant assmunches.
And if you guessed that my former D&D playing ass is pissed about it, you guessed right.
I don’t have time to find it, but Portlandia did a genius sketch about the appropriation of the “nerd” or “geek” label by douchebags and bleeths.
“If you’re a girl who saw a second week screening of the Avengers, you’re not a geek.”
I can’t wait for DoucheyWallnuts to chime in on this one.
Fuck off and damn you to Hell Nancy
I think the Cosplay chicks are kinda hot.
Sucks as much as burning man? No. No it doesn’t. These two are totally lacking the smug superciliousness of burning herpsters. I say they go in peace.
Rev,
Are you talking to yourself again?
Cosplay chicks with nice bods and tight latex are worth the glance. The fat dudes in tight latex are worth a kick in the package. The package I says
In case anyone asks, it’s Jessica Nigri/Nigiri. Normally the guy who poses with models like her will be either hovering the hand fearing the girl will accuse them of sexual assault or in the nerd community a “Creeper”.
@DoucheyWallnuts
That and it’s Jessica Nigiri, but you don’t get many Douchebag cosplayers or guys who act like douches around them.
As a poor sap who used to help run these geek shitshows (gaming cons for me), the posers are easy to pick out. REAL gaming nerds reek, talk too much or not at all, are obese (which is never a sign of scrote), and can’t talk to girls (like me). Cosplay chicks are cute NOW, but back in the dark days of the early nineties; fuck it was bad. Fat girl in glasses with a Klingon head piece and a Hello Kitty backpack. My friend said he caught a wiff of stank snatch from a chain mail bikini chick, and she wasn’t even fat. Pardon me, I have to go and kill some Brony’s now…
@DB1
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Please refers to these fucksticks as faux nerds because as Flip Friddle pointed out those of us that are href=”http://mikegattoisasweetdude.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/nerd-464221.jpg”>real nerds get pissed at being lumped into such a catch-all category. Real nerds think that
this stuff this is kind of funny in a geeky sort of way unlike
this shit. So please, I beg you to make the distinction for clarity’s sake.
^ I knew I’d fucck up my html. Yeah, I did it all by hand because I’m such a fuccem geek. And that ladies and gentlemen is why I ahte prgramming so much.
Yes, Dr. Bunson. Yes.
Found it:
Makes sense to me boss…I am full time hoping my son is no hipster.