Friday Haiku
Yeah, he lifts “muscles”;
“Bro, do you even pull it”?
Fans of Muscle Milk…
Ultra-size Shake Weight™
used in training for Garrett’s
pud wack marathon
— Jacques Doucheteau
Should’nt the sign say:
MuscleBag? There is not much
Honesty these days.
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Charles Atlas’ great niece
kicks sand in pud’s face all day
long. And he likes it.
— UFO Destroyers
Fake weight, fake boobies
The only thing real in this
pic is the despair
— Magnum Douche P. I.
World Championship
Hawaiian muscle fu**ing
Win a pearl necklace
— Dude McCrudeshoes
She leaks Olestra
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
She has more muscles
in her abs than he has in
his entire body.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
More than one dumbbell
Is in this picture. That one
Was way too easy…
— DoucheyWallnuts
“Arg! These fake weights are
heavy!” as PTP thinks,
“When do I get paid?”
Ultra-size Shake Weight™
used in training for Garrett’s
pud wack marathon
Meatheads don’t cut it
since the gyroscope was put
in her monkey hole
Should’nt the sign say:
MuscleBag? There is not much
Honesty these days.
Charles Atlas’ great niece
kicks sand in pud’s face all day
long. And he likes it.
Fake weight, fake boobies
The only thing real in this
pic is the despair
World Championship
Hawaiian muscle fuccing
Win a pearl necklace
Seems that irony
is no longer limited
to the Herpsterbags.
Musclehag thinks she
is Muscle M.I.L.F. but really
I wouldn’t. At all.
She leaks Olestra
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
It puts the Ultra
In the basket or it gets
The hose. The brown hose.
Is it still thought of
as cross-training if you can
jerk off with each hand?
I’d lick her tummy
Suckle pooch land with a reckless
Aplomb. Aplomb he says.
Musclemag’s campaign
of “Gymbags with Dumb bells” not
off to a good start.
Posing with a ‘bag
Everything is so fake there
But I’d still fuck her.
She has more muscles
in her abs than he has in
entire body.
Kol Nidre Haiku
This picture is an affront
To our Jewish friends
Both experience
some strain in pic. Him with weight.
Her, his douchiness.
Her clitoris is
Bigger than his cocck thanks to
Steroids, diddling
Is it wrong to hope
that he has aneurysm
by lifting that weight?
.
.
.
.
Of course it isn’t.
She knows that good things
don’t come in small packages
so she goes solo.
For Yom Kippur Seth
Must atone for being douche,
Posing with Shiksa
Douche goes to E.R.
with sphincter tear. Doc won’t get
details of story.
More than one dumbbell
Is in this picture. That one
Was way too easy…
Should be “Muscle Vag”
Since her Mons could crush Wallnuts
I can only dream….
The guy in the pic
is lifting a fake weight to
impress a fake girl.