Tuesday, September 3, 2013
Mokie The Undies-Wearing Twatwaffle Attends a Rooftop Party
And when Mokie The Undies-Wearing Twatwaffle is rewarded with doublepear at said rooftop party, then a cute baby lemur finds its cookies peed uponst by an angry Alpaca sex god.
jump you baastaaad jump!
Speaking of pee, he looks like he’s gargling something, … bet his breath smells a little vitamin-y
I sure do enjoy flying cross-country, much as I enjoy being nostril-raped by roving packs of feral dachshunds.
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My titanium spine-shank thing didn’t set off any metal detectors. I feel cheated; sure could use a real good cavity search right about now.
‘Twould bring much joy to my heart to know Darksock designed this high-rise to melt douchebags instead of car parts.
He head appears to be abnormally large-and note the pear pose of shame- that’s right ladies turn away from the camera No need showing your face to the world as this huge noggined freak pats your backside
Hey, ‘Sock. Mokie here has one hand free, looks like he can give you that cavity search.
How does one get an invite to a roof top pear party?
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tourists
Somebody must have had a Groupon for Asian PTP Hotts or something. Maybe they are cheaper if you buy in bulk?