Reader Mail: Bondi Beach
The Beach Tagger writes in with an update on the mock from Bondi Beach in New South Wales:
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Hey DB1.
The douche virus has spread, indeed it it is most powerful on Bondi Beach. Whiole we may be a British colony, popular culture down here emulates that of the USA in many ways- good and bad. Here is a fresh pic from aquabumps.com and proof of the infestation, like a bad zombie movie.
Keep up the good work. Fight the douche!
– The Beach Bagger
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Indeed one of the most toxic problems of the douchal virus is how it spreads from the swamplands of Jerz to the nethers of global emulation. That’s the price we pay for being the arbiter of global mass media culture. But, as Stan Lieber once wrote, with great power comes great redouchability. Or something like that.
Sweet smile for that selfie, Bruce.
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Consolation in the fact that these two pasty dregs were scorched by the sun. SPF 1000 wouldn’t save their honkey asses
I’m considering a notta in spite of the selfie, the necklace, the garish tatts, and a potentially large waterproof watch.
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Consider: he has a beard, like a normal guy too lazy to shave. His girlfriend doesn’t have giant fake cans or bleached blonde hair.
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Aw, fuck it – he’s a douchebag from down under
Looks like the shark in the background is going to catch the next big wave and eat those two losers.
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maneaters
That’s Stanley Martin Lieber, to you!
Is “Hugh Jackman look” the going thing down there?