Thursday, September 5, 2013
Semi-employed Ned Unbuttons Tablecloth Shirt, Scores Hottie Jewess Rachel
Semi-Employed Ned likes to mock conformity by wearing a mass produced “Obey” baseball cap with his clone-like adouchrements.
Hottie Jewess Rachel dips apples in honey for Rosh Hashanah. Which is a euphemism for the sex.
When I can pick my tongue up off the floor, I may be able to complement Rachel on her wonderful hottness and boobies.
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Nah, screw it – I’ll just sit here and drool.
My favorites for Douch/Bleeth Couple of the Year.
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I would love to anoint her with my turgidness whilst reciting Kol Nidre on Kol Nidre.
WOW…. fucking WOW!
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This chick should be doing the weather on Telemundo with that assemblage. Wow…. fucking WOW!
Hottie Jewess Rachel’s honey pot actually taste like honey. Fact.
Hottie Jewess Rachel’s bust to hips ratio is so perfect, scientist use it to calibrate their instruments. Fact.
Hottie Jewess Rachel’s breast are so perfectly round and supple that I just splooged my shorts. Fact.
I’d rim her!
I’d have a devil baby with her, mince the placenta with pectin, and titty fuck her with the afterbirth smeared on her torso.
She so hotta/He gets a notta.
He’s nottadouche, but he sure is trying to “look the look”.
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She gets much more attention from The Dude.
Ben Assfleck sure pulls some quality tail.
I learned from Jeopardy! this week, that pattern is called Gingham.
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I’d Gingham Style her everything.
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Daaaayyyummm girl!
Her boobs seem sturdy and structurally sound, butressed with antihistamine and blow pops. They seem to be moving, with great effort against each other, straining the stainless steel macrame snap ring to its limits.
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He spanks his monkey with turnip greens.
^ also, gyroscope was in one of the answers on the same episode.
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I think Trebek may be a reg on here…
Hottie Jewess Rachel has a fascinating tan line, by which I mean I stared at this pic instead of working.
Early Friday Haiku:
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Ned wants to put the
Gyroscope in her butt, but
She likes the real deal
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Son
Look at my Haiku
I made the same money as
I did on the job
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Early Haiku Masterbeast
Rachel can’t stand when
Guys stare at her tits unless
they pay good money
I am ignoring Paul MacWalker Jr., and instead taking a turn at my meat wheel… fastly and furiously milking would-be Crucial Head Jr.’s into this Kleenex whilst gandering them Posh Roshanahs.
Posh Hosannahs?
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I says.
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Or shoulda said?
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Or shouldn’t say?
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I am so confused.
Rosh Poshannahs
The Dude likes the ‘Potato Chip Hitler’ category.
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2023 material there
amabO is to smart as Queen Latifah is to nice smelling.
Upon further review… long sleeves and a white belt at a beach party…
I object to DB1 claiming Rachel as a member of his tribe when there is not one iota of supporting evidence. To my trained eye she appears to be some kind of Asian Mulatto (respect), and to my trained eye I mean my Jizz Sptting Eye.
Smiling next to you
in Silent Turgidity
Oh Rosh Hashanah
I gotta go with a provisional notta here. And by provisional, I mean “leave the hott in my bedroom and all will be forgiven. Son.”
Wasn’t Silent Turgidity a hit by Queensryche?
I would like to have The Sex wit’ her and her Assemblage.
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Assemblage, Vin says
Far too many douchessories occurring to grant a notta. And I concur with Wallnuts re. DB1’s claim of Rachel being a tribeswoman; no supporting evidence. However on the subj. of support, those jugs probably wouldn’t drop an iota once released from their holders. Plus they’d make a good cock holster.