Tuesday, September 10, 2013
The Afflicted Soul of American Dispair
It takes a keen eye but, if you look closely, embedded in this off-the-cuff douchal boob grab lies the coded template for the paralytic craven rot plaguing the existential crisis of American soul.
Either that or some dickhead got a trust fund.
Gryffindor’s acceptance standards are disturbingly lax, though their icebreakers look fun.
Life is a series of choices, then you die.
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I almost want to give the trust fund dickhead a pass.
.
Almost.
he doesn’t have his ears tucked under his cap, i say pass.
“Yo, look over there, it’s my brah, Donkey Douche, fresh outa county! Lemme give hiim a shout-out: AWNNNKKK-EEEEE-AWWWWNNNKKK!!!!!“
hey, what’s with all these ads about girls sporting Bieber haircuts? Do I need to visit some other plaet?
^planet – fuk’n keyboard
Completely empty club with some-lame ass home depot strip lights on the dance floor. Football game on the TV that no one is watching. And these two. Man-faced girl with barely A-cups not even worth grabbing and your prototypical obnoxious-bag wearing, what, is that an Affliction shirt circa 2005 ? This is so, so, so depressing.
He looks like Tebow. He looks like Tebow fighting off his raging virginity. He looks like Tebow fighting off his raging virginity while squeezing skanky tittays. He looks like Tebow fighting off his raging virginity while squeezing skanky tittays using Primal Scream therapy to ward off his blue balls. He looks like Tebow fighting off his raging virginity while squeezing skanky tittays using Primal Scream therapy to ward off his blue balls , sober. He looks like Tebow fighting off his raging virginity while squeezing skanky tittays using Primal Scream therapy to ward off his blue balls , sober, and dressed like an Affliction wearing douchebag.
Son
Give him a break: He thinks it’s her shoulder. Common error for her.
What’s with the red face? And what about her prune face … Vile.
Full stubble? Check. Adam’s Apple? Check. Mis-fitting awkward blonde wig? Check.
I’m thinking this guy is laughing because he feels a bra stuffed with socks. or waterballoons. Or Kleenex. Anything but actual boob.
Crossdressers.
Primal Scream Therapy is the name of my next cock.
Matching T-shirt and cap? Nice. It is the little details that count.