Monday, September 9, 2013
The Douche of Wall Street
HCwDB is pleased to feature a still from the upcoming Roger Corman produced “The Douche of Wall Street.”
You know.
Those low budget ripoffs of famous films that kinda sorta sound like the film and then get rented by moronis who can’t tell the diff.
Like Jurassic Pa- Carnosaur.
Insider trading and kicking ass is the name of the game! At an honest 5′ 3” when properly coifed in the front, gonna motor boat and toot up 98% baking soda with a hint of bleach powder blow off Milfy McFunbags divorce settlement gifts to herself then watch “Wall Street” again.
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Gordon Gekkos
Joe Pesci Jr takes Britt Eklund’s daughter out for a nice dinner before they going shopping for matching
pinky rings.
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Couldn’t leave it alone
Pro Tip #43: When you are lacking in the height department, gel your hair straight up to add several inches to your height. No one will notice or ever say stuff like “this guy is a short pud.”
Miley Virus can still pull the shorties.
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Word
I believe these two are also in “Splort”, the recent Corman re-make of that Darryl Hannah movie where she plays a mermaid and has sex with a human guy only when she gives birth to all the sea monkeys he says they aren’t his and she says “What Ever!” and makes a freakishly loud fish scream and shatters all the Krystal bottles and the dude is like “Bitch that cost me a whole week’s pay!” and she gets all red in her gills and is “Well you shoulda thought about that before you went and finished all up in my business BITCH!” and the club is all “It’s about to go down!” and then the dude’s fat side kick puts a gaff hook through her skull and everyone’s like “OHHHHHHH! OHHHHHHH! DUDE YOU DID NOT DO THAT!” and then everyone has fish tacos and Bud Lite Limes.
If DW fails to send in another Saturday remembrance of days gone by, Scrotato’s bit can substitute nicely.
I have memorized Scrotato’s bit and shouting it on the street like that guy from “I’m mad as hell…”
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I hope to get bailed out in time for Wednesday Limericks
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Hint
If any of you aren’t old enough to remember, that dude that got his head bit off by the Carnosaur first appeared in this classic scene. Hey Mr. Scrotato!
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@Fred N.
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That is a long abandoned URL. I aven’t done that shit in years. I’s been studying at this school. Truth. Pussy undergrads don’t know my old school rape chants. Fags. Sauder Rules! Yo!
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Relic Cunters
Oops.
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http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/news-video/video-ctv-bc-ubc-frosh-leaders-resign/article14183388/
As soon as that guy says “Money” for the seventeeth time, she’s out of there like helium from a collapsing Red Giant to the nearest doorman. And shit.
i believe that little cocksucker owes me some green. ima gonna find his lair, fuck his bitch, eat what i prefer outta his coolerator, raid his safe and leave my calling card on his marble floor……..and when i say calling card, i mean huge corn filled swirly poo!
oh yeah, ima also gonna slap that smirk into next week!
Mr. Scrotato Head should be writing childrens books. I love the way the story ended.
His favorite movie is “Something About Mary”. That is where he learned to use his nut butter to style his hair.
“Carnosaur”! LMBO.
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JUST downloaded that movie last week. A chicken-sized T-Rex eating peoples’ faces!
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Class Corman. 🙂