Friday Haiku
Larry and Gary
Made sex tapes with their girlfriends.
Y’all did it all wrong…
I wish government
Shutdown closed places like this
And killed these people
— DoucheyWallnuts
Penis magic show
Goes horribly wrong when they
Reveal what is taped
— Capt. James T. Douche
Before sending prey to
Carousel. The girls tease the reds
With booby action.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
I’ll bet 10 bucks these
douches are clueless about
Wendy O. Williams.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Milkman convention’s
most popular seminar.
Handling milk jugs.
— Magnum Douche P. I.
This Douche/Bleeth round up
Drunken Vegas Rorschach test
I see seven boobs
— Vin Douchal
I see two fake boobs.
Aside from that, those girls have
Silicone titties.
— Jacques Doucheteau
Meat curtains get stretched
When tape clothing is removed
Enough to make tent
— DoucheyWallnuts
The tape gets removed
And silicone funbags fall.
Put the tape back on!
— The Dude
I wish government
Shutdown closed places like this
And killed these people
Comrade cosmonauts
splashdown in the Amazon
remains never found.
Moe & Curly grin
applying tape was good fun
the ‘strip’ tease better
Electrical tape
is the new clothes, and by clothes
I mean social loss.
Mr Clean goes Douche
Scores Bleeths with Clean Junior
Mr Not-So-Clean
Penis magic show
Goes horribly wrong when they
Reveal what is taped
Earl Scheib’s sons unclear
on concept of body work.
Lacquer coat may hurt.
Misha and Karen
think Obamacare is great
Brit on waiting list
Despite all the mock
Aimed at these bleeths, I would bang
All three of them now
New Vegas biz-op:
Milkman job re-imagined
Brought in plastic cans
Ed Hardy High School
Drama class production of
Emperor’s New Clothes
Being the best at
The asbestos removal
Game has its rewards.
They stopped eating grain
Since the gyroscopes were put
In their Monkey Holes.
It puts the tape in
The basket or it gets the hose
The big Star Trek Hose.
Before sending prey to
Carousel. The girls tease the reds
With booby action.
I’d fuck the left chick
In the muscle definition
Of her calves…..and shit.
Every time this club
has one of these parties my
3M stocks climb high.
White after Labor
Day. Fashion faux pas. Posing
with plastic bleeths, fine.
White night at the Club
Dropped a grand on lap dances
Fake tan crotch goes home
Thank god bouncers made
douches cover up after
they tried tape man-thongs.
Las Vegas show girls
prove business is in the black
once a month, red tape
Gary and Larry
Have grown weary of saying
We did not plan this
I’ll bet 10 bucks these
douches are clueless about
Wendy O. Williams.
Gary and Larry’s
Photo with hotties does not
End gay love rumor
Milkman convention’s
most popular seminar.
Handling milk jugs.
Larry and Gary’s
sex tape was big hit at club
but only with guys.
Larry and Gary
try using junk to dispense
tape. Girls point and laugh.
Larry and Gary
tried designs on each other
first before the bleeths.
Douchebags take pictures
with plastic titty ladys
to hide that they’re gay.
droopies, large fakies,
and chairman of itty bitty titty
committee on the right
Apartment painters
done cleaning, prepping units;
now for final coats.
Apartment painters
found some new tenants; upper
units are vacant.
Larry and Gary
look like two human tampons
for bleeths’ heavy flow
Fuccen Congress has
me staying home; too pissed to
really mock. Who knew?
Patiently^ awaits
today’s Pear, but for now, you
can enjoy these tits.
Apartment painters
Larry and Gary must have
run out of blue tape.
Dis guy ovah dere
And dat udder guy right dere
Wicked outta place
This Douche/Bleeth round up
Drunken Vegas Rorschach test
I see seven boobs
All of the bleeths have
faces that would make a train
take to a dirt road.
Buttah-face strippers
Olestra Anal Leakage
Choads need Hazmat Gear
Kinesio Tape
Double Dare Double Douches
Tranny Crossfitters
A fashion faux pas
To wear electrical tape
After labor day
I see two fake boobs.
Aside from that, those girls have
Silicone titties.
Painted on clothing
Horror show will end badly
When Baldy shoots load
Clothing doubles as
Depilatory treatment
Better than waxing
Five gay guys always
Makes for tranny sausage-fest
Fun, now with bolt-ons!
Meat Curtains get stretched
When tape clothing is removed
Enough to make tent
The bleeth black and tan
Doesn’t really compare to
Pale Ale and a Stout
Titty Malpractice
On display in this photo
Bleeth needs a lawyer
The tape gets removed
And silicone funbags fall.
Put the tape back on!