Friday Haiku
The new sci-fi hit Star Trans, with Terry FlatChest And Gaylord McVest
Terry the Drag Queen
tries out his new character
he/she Shannon Tweed.
— Douche Wayne
Jeff Gordon’s little
Brother comes out of closet
Far enough for both.
— UFO Destroyers
Terry sees himself
As a Pirate! His first move’s
To score sunken chest
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
The penis is tucked
Since the gyroscope was put
In “her” Monkey Hole.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Spock will change mind on
wanting pon farr after he
sees these two morons.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
In space nobody
Can hear you scream or runs out
Of hair gel or moussé
— DoucheyWallnuts
Pink is the new blond
In outer space
No one grows boobies
— Dr Magnifico
Her eyes say mystique
His say rather be working
men’s room glory hole
— Magnum Douche P.I.
Nepos.
Terry is both a
man’s name and a woman’s name.
Which one applies here?
Young Robert Downey
Wears his ‘VD-Guy’ suit years
Before Ironman
Hoping for silent
but vi’lent, to his dismay
Gaylord just sharted.
Wood-paneled chalet
provides romantic scene for
some après-douche fun.
Terry the Drag Queen
tries out his new character
he/she Shannon Tweed.
Jeff Gordon’s little
Brother comes out of closet
Far enough for both.
Dammit Gaylord, I’m
Paid-to-pose, not a hooker.
There’s a difference.
Terry sees himself
As a Pirate! His first move’s
To score sunken chest
The penis is tucked
Since the gyroscope was put
In “her” Monkey Hole.
It puts the Flugel
Horn in the basket or it gets
The hose. Spit valve hose.
No inspiration
Can’t write a decent haiku
Without the boobies
Young Dianne Sawyer
Tranny begs Freddie Prinz Jr
$$ for boob job
I visit this site
Just to look at pretty girls
Not gritty pearls
Beam me up, Terry!
Women on this planet are
actual women!
We do our shopping
At Shirts and Haircuts from Hell
We love how we look
Putting a wig on
a Ferengi goes to show
how lonely Kirk was.
Phasers must be set
to stun for both because each
have that startled look.
Terry checks on the
dilithium crystals to
find lack of power.
Early Skyler White
Future Combover’s Fag (respect) Hag
V is for Valtrex
Douche should be wearing
red shirt because everyone
knows they get offed first.
Spock will change mind on
wanting pon farr after he
sees these two morons.
@ DarkSock
That bass player does look a bit like Bob Trujillo.
Star Trek: Deep Space Douche
Was a spin off that never
Caught on with Trekkies
Ten thousand Quatloos
Says T’Pau wouldn’t approve
Of couple’s Joining
In space nobody
Can hear you scream or runs out
Of hair gel or moussé
I’d like her to Twerk
On my junk despite the fact
That she has no tits
Pink is the new blond
In outer space
No one grows boobies
Her eyes say mystique
His say rather be working
men’s room glory hole