Thursday, October 24, 2013
Gynochin Returns!
HCwDB legend and 2011 Douchebag of the Year Gynochin.
Still out there.
Still with douche-chin.
Still dressing up to impress Kathy Hott with his fertile gum lines.
Mayhap the Gynochin makes our hallowed Hall of Scrote?
The hot chick of Rhea speaks for her cuddle bottom. And the run of doucheyness near incredibly sexy hot chicks speaks for itself.
And then there’s this.
What say you?
He get backhanded to his big ass donkey teeth by Wolverine?
Gynochin has a real monkey jaw.
Now this is the douche Westboro Baptist should be picketing.
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Jawbone of an ass
Too soon. He’s got the talent, but there should be some designated waiting period from the time of winning Douchebag of the Year until a douche may be nominated for induction. I say at least 5 years. Just to make sure no flash-in-the-pan ‘bags make it into the hallowed Hall.
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Timelessness
Call me crazy, but Gyno looks a lot less douchey since he started spontaneously lactating every time he hears Adele’s voice on the radio.
In. Guy makes me want to club baby seals.
Hey Gynochin! Why the long face?
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de evolving….looks more apelike as time passes…like that 1979 bottle of boones farm I saved turned to vinegar
I think he lives in Canada.
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Put him in The Hall.
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LOOK AT HIS TEETH…HE RULES YOU
I feel like an appeaser today. I do nominate him for the AC360 Ridiculist.
Gynochin pisses pomegranate juice and shits cubes of indignity
Hey! Gynochin!!! :
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Bah Bah Booey !
Cuddle Bottom Rhea cowers in fear as Gynochin begins to unhinge his temporo mandibular joint in order to swallow her whole.
Gaggers.
Last time I saw a set of choppers like that they were crossing the finish line two lengths ahead of the pack on the turf at Churchill.
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Equestrian
Da Chin Belongs In
Gynochin kegels hamburger into Slim Jims.
Gynochin has 63 of Seinfeld’s 64 chromosomes.
Gynochin lives inside a mule and votes the straight Libertarian ticket.
Gynochin water skis without a boat
Gynochin uses coconuts as toilet paper
Gynochin soils his remotes by using them as ben wa balls.
There are whales jealous of that show of baleen!
Gynochin can cum on his own back.
Gynochin has tater tots for eyes
Gynochin, if on the moon, would be able to do 344 cockk push-ups.
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On Donkey Douche’s cockk.
Gynochin wipes his bottom by leaving snail trails on persian cats
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….persian cats=Irani hipsters
Ironically he can’t see how ridiculous he looks using those tiny mouse eyes.
Gynochin’s titanium carbide teeth can chew through a magnetar (look it up bitches) and ask for seconds.
Magnetar: the wine bottle size in between a Balthazar and a Nebuchadnezzar.
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Are we playing Balderdash? I prefer cards against humanity, personally.
Gynochin’s favorite president is Hubert Heever.
To the Chin …. we say in.