Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Horrokiss
Show me one Halloween event remotely as scary, puke worthy or toxic crotch lice inducingly awful as Greaser Matt making out with Hott Layla, and I’ll buy you a gold plated raisin.
But only a 14 karat gold plated raisin. No 24 karats all up in this shiz.
On my way back to LA from Vegas.
The craps table is a mean and heartless she-bitch.
My mother molested this dude and he went all Snakes and Ladders. And by Snakes and Ladders I mean his arm, with indelible crayon tatt goo. And shit.
How did the whole “Rosary Beads” thing start?
Is it a douche’s way of saying, “Trust me, baby…I wouldnt do horrible, horrible things to you…I’ve found God!”
Of course, they fall for it, and end up waking up sticky, broke and confused.
Guns on “the guns” tattoo. a new level of stupidity.
I would like to cosset Layla with a large rubber spatula and a loofa, whilst anointing her loins with a fresh mango chutney, all the while I grind against her hip bones with a semi-frantic rhythm.
They deserve each other. He with the 4th grade tattoo art. And she with the jizz target stars on her collarbones.
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And why does he have the pink bracelet and she have the yellow one? Is it a signifier for Mr. White for later in the evening?
Is it wrong if I saw the words “craps tables” and became instantly aroused?
Don’t do it, Greaser Matt! She means to drain your soul and other bodily fluids and leave a a dried out husk! Basically, run!
I don’t think they are making out. It looks more like they are pressing their tightly pursed lips together like one paid to party hott and one pays to party douche at a staged photo op.
Hott Layla has a couple of years until the onset of Matron Arms, but those would be a couple of really fun years.
Donkey punchers.
What’s with the pink wrist band? Does it mean he can get back into the gay nightclub?
Gone with the Mighty Wind. phew!
Let’s hope she has one of those Alien tongues that has a mouth and fangs and is about to blast through the back of his skull.
Is this really a club or is it someone’s garage that has been partitioned by stackable shelving units
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so that mom wouldn’t know what’s going on?
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And this “kiss” seems to be part of a dare on her part. As in her friends said “We dare you to kiss that douchebag and see if you don’t come back smelling like cigarettes and cheap body spray.” Kayla was so desperate for a shot of Goose she did it.
Challenge accepted, DB1.
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Scrotes of the living dead.
“What have you done to its eyes?!”
Judging by the back arch and shape of her arms, my gut tells me Layla was once a gymnast.
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Wow, I’d pee in her pommel horse and show her a floor routine.
Jacques went to see the Baron again this year and captured the new display.
Madonna.
Fucking Madonna started the whole rosary beads thing.