Monday, October 7, 2013
Lex Doucher Plots World Domination, Luscious Maria Giggles
If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my time on this earth, it’s never ever trust anyone who looks like a Germanic Hugh Laurie. Even when they don’t look particularly douchey. Something’s up.
Luscious Maria will find out what it is soon enough. My guess is it will involve Germanic performance art as first innovated by Mr. Hans.
She looks like she’d have a course and thick muff if she didn’t do the bikini waxing.
I’m just going to come out and say it.
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I’m pro-Wonder Woman gold cuff jewelry on the Hotts. I imagine the cold metal feels nice when getting a handy in the back of a cab on the way home.
David Boozy and A man.
Peter Dicklis
Throw in Mick and it’s like old times with Bejunka.
Billy Fivehead
Adam In The Pants.
Captain Pooty and the Brownstar Trannyboy
Father of Gator knows the Atlanta cub scene.
Wedgie?
@ Jonezy, The jingling of a sterling silver tennis bracelet is also a huge turn-on unless the clasp gets caught in the pubes.
Think I’ve seen her at Captain Stabbin.
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Think I’ve seen him in an Oingo Boingo tribute band
I’m getting a Sophia Vergara vibe from her. And by that I mean Turgidity has set in.
Regarding Jonesy’s Wonder Woman idea, that’s good for her to wear to deflect all the bullets she’d have me shooting.
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Boobies.
Kiefer Sutherland decided the 24 would be the age of the women he decided to pick up at the clubs.
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EVERYBODY DOWN
This is more or less what life would look like on a Saturday night if the nazis had won the war.
Oh, I thought you said “Luscious Maria Gargles”.
That Lawrence O’Donnell sure can pull the hotts.
Come on,he’s been practicing his look in the mirror..
Hey, that guy is Hollywood correspondent Magnus Sundholm. He writes for the Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet.