Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

For My Next Trick…

Was… this your pear card?

Douchey Magic!!

Iron 'Bag

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Man, these Hollywood sequels are getting douchier and douchier.

MC Generipud Has No Time For Pear

For MC Generipud has work to do.

He must press the “play” button on a big stereo system with a play button.

And then wave his arms. Like he just don’t care.

And make $30,000 a gig.

Because Generation Stupid thinks pushing play is like a concert, yo. Especially if there’s Pear.

Too bitter for a Wednesday morning?

Well we can always laugh at this guy.

Billy's Bar Tag

Billy the Bartender writes in with an important point:

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From: Billy

these guys are regulars at the bar i manage, big time pricks that think they really are VIP even though they all pitch in to buy ONE BOTTLE!!!

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It’s like renting a limo. If it makes nine high school kids feel special for coughing up 30 bucks each, then so be it.

That being said, these doucheflush are particularly egregious (although the ladies have a nice suburban party woo hottie vibe, lookin’ at you, Sister of That Chick in The Brown Bunny who Fellated That Vincent Gallo Guy). May you spit in their couscous.

Benzino Carries On

Governments open and governments close.

Douchebags come and douchebags go.

Hot chicks woo party and hot chicks marry/divorce into suburban malaise.

But the true legends carry on and on until their grease tatts and scrotal sack can partake no more of the sweet nectar of pretend immortality via hot chick impressing credit-card living.

Benzino is just such a douchal aspirant.

And by aspirant, I mean clogged mucus membranes.

Bottle Blonde Blue is glorious in her enhanced unreality. Her particibles make my weepie weep for nethers of unfondle.

Honorary Douchebag of the Month: The Orange Twatpancake

If you have to ask why, then you ain’t been paying attention.

Like a rotting pustule on the decaying carcass of white privilege, these racist ghosts of American past will do their best to take the rest of us down as they go screaming into the dustbin of history.