Tuesday, October 15, 2013
The Slovakian Boob Meld
I read about this in my sociology class.
It’s an ancient ritual that has something to do with honoring those who brought forth the fruit of the vine on this the day of hairtonement.
Joan Largeman is having nothing to do with this strange ritual. To the appletinimobile!
Yup. Got nuthin’.
Hey, whaddaya want. It’s Tuesday morning and my shirt smells of pee.
Ever had a buddy ask, “Would you fuck that hog in the blue dress to be able to fuck the J-Lo wannabe?”
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Yeah, me too
Joan Largeman can crush watermelon with her thighs.
Joan Largeman once dead lifted an ’86 Buick.
Joan Largeman once shoplifted a butterball turkey in her vageen.
Lord and Lady Douchebag are on Howard Stern today. Time to go back to WEEI for some Boston sports circle jerk action
J-Lo looks sweet.
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Who *hasn’t* fucked a Joan Largeman?
Joan Largeman is wearing the same t-shirt as Samir Copsafeel but in blue.
Samir is settling a bet: Silicon or Saline-filled?
The return of Scarfophagus, eh?
I farted on a Slovakian once.
Im really greatful and I expect next to nothing in return. Any takers?
Doing it wrong.
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Your boob to my mouth. My mouth to your boob. Ummm…
Q: What’s easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
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A: Women.
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In this case, Johanna Largeman.
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“I’ll get two appletinis please… Oh, and a scotch on the rocks for me”
I sense a meathook to the head, followed by, “get your hands off my daughter you filthy pig” from Joan Largeman a second after the photo was taken.