Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

7:20 am October, 16 FredN. said...

Notta. He seems genuinely sweet. (Wait, WTF?)

.

And her – would. not. fuck. it.

7:28 am October, 16 Dickie Fingers said...

Black eyes, lifeless eyes, like a dolls eyes.

7:30 am October, 16 Dickie Fingers said...

I was talking about her not that poorly drawn barn owl on her shoulder.

7:34 am October, 16 Guid is Good said...

Barn owl sleeves make me nostalgic for douchey Celtic tatts.

7:35 am October, 16 Joan Largeman said...

Maybe the mission statement of this site needs to change to saving decent dudes from scary skanks. Yeesh. If a guy friend of mine was dating that I would help him escape.

7:48 am October, 16 Charles Douchewin said...

FredN’s onto something. Is it opposite day here at HCwDB?

.

Dickie Fingers you’re right; it’s not a barn owl. To me, it looks like a not-bad tattoo of a Screech Owl:

.

http://www.owlpages.com/owls.php?genus=Megascops&species=trichopsis

.

But those leopard spots on a cougar don’t make sense.

8:20 am October, 16 Merle Baggard said...

Where’s the hot chick?

8:57 am October, 16 Douchble Helix said...

Bulked up Andy Samberg sure isn’t pulling the hotts.

8:57 am October, 16 Dickie Fingers said...

Charles, you’re right, that is definitely not a barn owl. So now I guess I’d totally do her.

8:59 am October, 16 UFO Destroyers said...

It looks like the photographer told them to pose like it was prom.

.

Two problem though: He never made it that far in his educational endeavours. And she went solo to prom because of a little thing called teenage pregnancy.

9:38 am October, 16 I R A Darth Aggie said...

She has that stony appearance, like that of a long-term hooker. To coin a phrase, I would not fuck her with FredN’s dick.

9:46 am October, 16 Dickie Fingers said...

Welcome back, Joan.

10:02 am October, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would like her ass on my foot

10:11 am October, 16 DarkSock said...

What a coincidence – my band’s learning “Cold Hard Bitch” by Jet tonight.

10:27 am October, 16 Dr Magnifico said...

She is the type who spits on her hand then runs said hand over your cock rather than use lube; she is the type who take an entire testicle into her mouth and pulls outward causing momentary pain, she is the type who loves having her hair pulled, her arse slapped, her throat choked, her face slapped and her nipples – which were probably pierced with conductor’s punch – squeezed hard.

10:51 am October, 16 Dickie Fingers said...

Dr. It might be time to get out of the cubicle for a while.

11:50 am October, 16 Vin Douchal said...

He’s greasy, she’s gross. No Tarmal at all

11:55 am October, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I believe the phrase “ridden hard and put away wet” applies here?

12:20 pm October, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

^ as does “five miles of bad road”

12:21 pm October, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

^ and throw in a “just say no to drugs” too

12:56 pm October, 16 Wheezer said...

She’s Sophie the bleeth from Monday. I guess she enjoys being groped by wankchoad Perkins/IHOP dishwashers.

12:58 pm October, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Mental note: never EVER let Wheezer see my face.

1:11 pm October, 16 Douchble Helix said...

F-in’ Wheezer is AWESOME!

4:31 pm October, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wheezer don’y foreget shit

7:26 pm October, 16 Dr Magnifico said...

Shit … Sophie the bleeth’s face lights up when she smiles. Or something.

7:49 pm October, 16 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I she fondling some giant goiter or tumour on his rib cage there?