Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Evil Yellow Sunball Don't Get Paid Enough For This Crap
If Evil Yellow Sunball gotta sit around and watch any more of this then Evil Yellow Sunball might have to smack a bitch. And by bitch, Evil Yellow Sunball means a female dog.
Jadrool
Maggie abruptly stops Winkie Largeman Jr’s Karaoke version of “Boom Boom Pow” with an explosive diarreah fart
Speaking of crap, are we sure she’s not taking one right now.
E.Y.S. has arms? Wow.
I smoked crack a few times back in the ’80s. (it was all the rage back then what with Chris Rock and Richard Pryor assuring you it was the coolest thing to do on the planet).
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.it made Mr. Happy (a fellow not bestowed with an excess of length or mass to begin with) lose what little substance and size the good lord had bestowed upon him.
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.I mention this in passing only because this picture caused the same reaction within the limited confines of the Old Choad’s loins.
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Sometimes you bang the D.J. sometimes the D.J. bangs you.
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I hear ya Choad.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151689578277234&set=a.186355312233.139593.83715487233&type=1&ref=nf
Jonah Hill doggybagging.
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Seth Rogan’s
What happens in the Scranton, PA Holiday Inn, should most certainly stay in the Scranton, PA Holiday Inn. Except, of course, for the gooey sludge on your shoes. And by shoes I mean your dick.
Most compassionless groin grind in history.
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In history.
Presenting – the Albanian version of Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus.
She was just practicing her Charleston when DJ Beige slid in behind her. He wasn’t looking for a little grinding, he just needed to retrieve his iPod that fell out of his sweater pocket. A totally innocent and untimely photograph. I swear.
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Or she’s the most unenthusiastic PtPer in history.
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Your choice.
You really gotta be careful when you get that drunk that you don’t look at what you’re about to sit on.
Dj Beigebag just wanted to amplify that loud thunderous POP as Kristi pulled her head out of her ass when she just realized friends had left her there with him.
Keep drinking, Christy, because if you remember any of this it’s gonna be a LONG flight home.
Always wipe before you leave the stall. Thats some good advice right there.
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Defecators
The only way Lance could clear the uric crystal blockage from the tip of his uretha was by methane blow-out.
I’ve never seen a broad more bored while popping a squat on some other dude’s crotch.