Friday Haiku
“That was TERRIBLE!
What do you call your stage act?!?”
“THE ARISTOCRATS!!!”
What Prompted her Tat?
Herpes Test is positive
Hence her evil clit
— THEONETRUEDOUCHE
Fruit salad reveal
And back of the thighs tattoos
Can’t distract from Douche
— Doucheywallnuts
I bet evil clit
means she’s packing a sausage
tuck in that short skirt
— Magnum Douche P. I.
Her Finishing Move
Backwards Headshot Clit Hammer
Flawless Victory
— Douche Wayne
Trish saw no problem
with adding more infections
in between her legs.
— Douche Wayne
Christmas is coming
Stan and Jill practice their new
Ballet, ‘Slutcracker’
— saulgoode42
Trish’s new tatt will
be all the talk around the
trailer park this week
— Magnum Douche P. I.
Writing with faeces is
A misunderstood artform
Except for monkeys.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Stinky Thumbs McGhee
And Evil Clit agree that
Meth’s helluva drug!
— Capt. James T. Douche
Clit has been Evil
since the gyroscope was put
in her monkey hole.
— Douche Wayne
I would hate to hear
What she calls her butthole if
Her clit is evil.
— Capt. James T. Douche
Colonel Wallnuts sprays
graffiti to wage peace/war.
Tats, self-inflicted.
— Charles Douchewin
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What Prompted her Tat?
Herpes Test is positive
Hence her evil clit
My wish for the day
Trish’s Mexican beer bash
Leaves douchebag shit faced
Sore between her legs
Removal methods of choice
Shotgun or acid
Fruit salad reveal
And back of the thighs tattoos
Can’t distract from Douche
I bet evil clit
means she’s packing a sausage
tuck in that short skirt
Her Finishing Move
Backwards Headshot Clit Hammer
Flawless Victory
Trish saw no problem
with adding more infections
in between her legs.
Christmas is coming
Stan and Jill practice their new
Ballet, ‘Slutcracker’
Stan gives his thumbs-up
After under-hood check, but
Can still see her face
Evil Clit tatt will
be magnet for wife beating
unemployed junkies
Trish’s new tatt will
be all the talk around the
trailer park this week
Even Juggalos
think Trish is way too whiskey
tango to get with.
Tatt artist winces
Smells like Red Lobster dumpster
on hot summer day
Culinary Film
On the wall has lots of tales
Of Hot Carl’s And Shit.
She doesn’t wipe ass
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
It puts Jugalloo
In the basket or it gets
The hose. Faygo Hose.
Ya think this is bad
The OB/GYN
Quit and shit himself.
Writing with faeces is
A misunderstood artform
Except for monkeys.
She rides his face when
He is the one changing he
Spark plugs and lube.
Rob Ford’s mechanic
Hopped up on Krokodil.
Anyone smell poo?
Stinky Thumbs McGhee
And Evil Clit agree that
Meth helluva drug!
A new strain of Crabs
Has been discovered on Trish
After she got tatts
Clit has been Evil
since the gyroscope was put
in her monkey hole.
Douchebag version of
sticking head in lion’s mouth
just as much danger.
I would hate to hear
What she calls her butthole if
Her clit is evil.
If you think Trish’s
tatt is bad you should see the
version her mom has.
For me, “Evil Clit”
conjures up images of
Species, Alien.
Does Incognito
or Ford yell this more often
at the media?
Societal Filth
Has a new face. Too bad it’s
Same as the old face
Trish has left a splat
On a choadwipe and for that
A clit for a tatt
She is able to weld
A car bumper with merely
A queef and lighter
Colonel Wallnuts sprays
graffiti to wage peace/war.
Tats, self-inflicted.
Mecha-leck-a Hi
Black Hole Sun Just for fun, son
Mecha-hiney-Ho
This is the entrance
To the freaky tunnel scene:
Willy Wonka 3
3-peat! I am standing here beside myself . . .