Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Gay Tom Selleck Enters a 14 Year Old's Heterosexual Fantasy Landscape
Teen Dream Sophia does not exist.
She is simply a phantasm. A totem. A siginifer of Gay Tom Selleck’s subconscious struggle to resolve his twin desires for heterosexual normativity and funky black cargo shorts.
Pull tight, Teen Dream Sophia! PULL TIGHT!!!!
Do you think she also made him shave his body hair? In all fairness, I think she could get me into that get-up if I had the chance to get her out of hers….
Adam Lambert concert?
Cirque du So Gay.
West Hollywood Cycling Club….
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ANY cycling club, actually
As straight Tom Selleck’s alter ego I find the gay reference highly offensive. Tom Selleck wouldn’t be caught dead in those boots.
“For the last time, Teen Dream Sophia, you CANNOT have a moustache ride!”
Puss ‘n Boots and…a blonde chick.
Wow did someone slap some play-doh on her cheeks?
Nah, that’s Freddy Mercury’s illegitimate son. What he thought was a decent looking tranny wasn’t…
One, or both, of these people are wasting their time.
I’d pee in her butt.
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Medical FACT.
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Son.
Freddy Mercurio.
Looks like David Arquette andd Morgan Spurlock had a butt baby, Son.
I get the feeling she may have seen a penis or two before.
This is Hottie Lisa from This is Huey Loser and the News’s leg from September.