Monday, November 11, 2013
Hawk Assholio Lights Melanie's Candle
Melanie’s older sister, Joan, felt a sudden surge of regret as she realized that they should’ve vacationed in Niagara Falls instead.
Hawk Assholio felt a surge as well.
But it was probably just his custom pocket rocket.
Mom? MOM??
Sure. There’s also local org here in Ontario, but Canadians nationwide are pickin’ up what DB1’s been layin’ down:
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http://www.alpacainfo.ca/
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They had me at “Discover the alternative Livestock”.
This is sweet.
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Nobody DOES Mother/Daughter bachelorette parties anymore.
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Plus, this guy’s hover hand is above-average awkward. Or is he caught mid-move, about to close in for a handful?
I’ll see your Potato Chip Hitler,and raise you a Hirohito Frito.
Wasn’t this the elf that wanted to be a dentist?
She’s so short she gives blow jobs on her shins.
TOUCH MY MONKEY!
I thought these pictures were taken to make people want to go to Vegas! not think it’s like Bratislava.
Being a Tuesday, It’s safe to assume Mom is packing the strap-on tonight.
Cañadians. Dåmñ.