Monday, November 18, 2013
Mike Has Phantom Breasts
Princess Nicole’s, however, are very real.
Real in the tactile sense, of course. I’m not reaching conclusive forensics on whether said mamalians conform to the genetic blueprint as originally determined. I leave that to far better scholars and scientists than I.
Those aren’t breasts – they’re mannaries. I’m getting some serious Mayan Eyes from the Princess!
Mike prolly has a phantom penis to, but who’s looking?
I really like Princess Nicole, and by really like I mean “splooge.”
Princess Nicole is all sort of jiggly goodness.
Mike is daydreaming about the breastfeeding sessions he had with his mom. Right before coming to the club.
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lactaters
Mike says, “Nobody takes stinkier, softer, messier, absolutley rancid shits than I do.” <br.
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“And”, the red-rashed anus braggart continued, ” I refuse to wipe until female circumcision is eradicated from this planet.”
Sarah Silverman agrees with Mike
Jesus Christ, VD!!
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Real.
I got worse JTBA (Jew Tits By Association) than that son. Damn you Rambo and gravity!
Rev, that reminds me of the all-female Metal cover band I’m managing, called Jew-Tits Priest.
Princess Nicole from the children’s fairy tale “Princess Nicole and the Kingdom of Tittyfuck”?
I like that band.