Monday, November 11, 2013
Reader Mail: Aussie Bleeths
Douchesdownunder submits this reminder that we must also mock female douchebaggery when we find it:
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The female douche! We must tell the people, they spread like wildfire, co-inhabiting a food court at a mall near you now. They steal your seat, your park and your good nature. Good white girls gone bad, this one’s from the Central Coast of NSW Australia.
– Douchesdownunder
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Point well taken, DDU. I find myself rather cross when the Bleeths steal my good nature. And by good nature, I mean credit card number.
More like bleeths with an eating disorders.
However we will continue the mock…
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skelators
Does crack flow counterclockwise down the pipe down under? There are some other “down under” questions.
From Chicago and hate the Cubs.
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Knowing that, what is she doing, I don’t even
Broad needs to eat a Sangwhich. Sangwhich, I says.
I s4cond the cunt.
Australian Rules Football? Yes. Australian Rules Bulimia? Yes
Is there a leniency rule for reanimated corpses?
Whadda’ya mean drugs aren’t a food group?
Blue cap Bleeth seems to have taken her look from Dickie Knee, a reminder of how bad live comedy shows were in the 80’s – and how tight Sylvester Stalone’s jeans were back in the day.
Aussie bleeths >>> American bleeths
Well tagged, Douchesdownunder. Within the corridor from Hornsby to Newcastle there exists numerous examples of female douche foulness. Very Catholic, very inbred.
Ann Coulter? Ann Coulter is in Australia?
It’s time to close the borders!