Monday, November 18, 2013

Riddle Me This!…

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What has red hair, looks like the 1980s coughed up a hair metal ball, and hangs with Elvira’s less famous cousin, Dwarfvira?

Tune in next week!

Same butt time!…

Same butt channel!…

Butt.

Instead of bat.

You get it.

# posted by douchebag1
10:16 am November, 18 Bag Em Tag Em said...

This guy looks like one of Bat Man’s lessor known villians……”The Piddler”

10:37 am November, 18 Dickie Fingers said...

Kettlehead called. He wants his eyebrow back.

10:42 am November, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Elvirus

11:27 am November, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

His mommy didn’t hug him enough.

11:43 am November, 18 The Dude said...

Christ, can we stop with the camera tilt! For fuck’s sake!

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Afflack and Bale are gonna roll over on Batkid’s grave some day, because of this tilt thingie. I hope that day is far in the future. And cameras just auto-correct or something.

12:00 pm November, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Cliche King of Henderson, NV. No tired, worn out 80’s rock symbolism left behind

12:03 pm November, 18 micheldouchecault said...

http://instagram.com/jodyhighroller

1:43 pm November, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lenny?

1:44 pm November, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mrs. Kroeger?

1:55 pm November, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

5 And he was given a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies, and he was given authority to continue[e] for forty-two months. 6 Then he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme His name, His tabernacle, and those who dwell in heaven. 7 It was granted to him to make war with the saints and to overcome them. And authority was given him over every tribe,[f] tongue, and nation. 8 All who dwell on the earth will worship him, whose names have not been written in the Book of Life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.

9 If anyone has an ear, let him hear. 10 He who leads into captivity shall go into captivity; he who kills with the sword must be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and the faith of the saints.

The Beast from the Earth

11 Then I saw another beast coming up out of the earth, and he had two horns like a lamb and spoke like a dragon. 12 And he exercises all the authority of the first beast in his presence, and causes the earth and those who dwell in it to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed. 13 He performs great signs, so that he even makes fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men. 14 And he deceives those[g] who dwell on the earth by those signs which he was granted to do in the sight of the beast, telling those who dwell on the earth to make an image to the beast who was wounded by the sword and lived. 15 He was granted power to give breath to the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak and cause as many as would not worship the image of the beast to be killed. 16 He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, 17 and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or[h] the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

18 Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666.

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Are the Douchies taking place this year?

2:04 pm November, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The travesty against Rob Ford is a sign that the Beast is rising from the left. I feel like moving back to Toronto.

2:11 pm November, 18 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Titlt is a way of life to Bat Villains!

2:32 pm November, 18 DarkSock said...

Ed Grimley has decided that he does in fact enjoy bath salts, I must say.

3:41 pm November, 18 Guid is Good said...

Even Beelzebub himself wouldn’t be seen in Vegas any more.

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So he sent his next door neighbour, Beelzebag.

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