Thursday, November 21, 2013
Suburban Gangsta Joe is Totally Gangsta
Little known fact about throwing gang signs in outer Long Island when surrounded by loving friends and family: It makes you a douchescrote.
Wait.
That’s actually a well known fact.
I’d also like to welcome the long time fans of HCwDB over at Girls Gone Wild who just bought an ad to help keep the site going. Show them some love. They’ve come a long way since whassisface left.
I like his ladies though.
Much like the “tear drop tattoo” story, someone needs to start spreading rumors that the whole “sideways peace-sign” move, assclowns use because they dont know what to do with their hands, actually stands for something embarrassing, like Had my tubes tied.
Someone put this on wikipedia or Urban dictionary.
In Borneo, tribal chiefs used to indicate to the females of the tribe that they were unable to form erections and have babies due to scrotal injury by making a scissors type of motion with their hands. This alerted the gracious females that they did not have to invest the time courting them, as they were not only flaccid, but ineffective at pleasing them.
The sideways Peace Sign is indicative of the “shooters” preference to be Pinned by 80-year old women. Look up “pinned” in your Funk and Wagnalls.
The sideways Peace Sign indicates that the “shooter” cooks with Spam.
The sideways Peace Sign indicates his cocck tip is stuck in his zipper
The sideways Peace Sign indicates his irritable bowel syndrome has been especially aggressive today
The sideways Peace Sign indicates he hasn’t gotten laid since Gilmore GIrls went off the airwaves
The sideways Peace Sign indicates he’s begged all three of his cousins here for a quick BJ
The sideways Peace Sign indicates his hand is cramped from furiously masturbating to midget porn
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But that could be anyone of us on some days
The sideways Peace Sign indicates it’s time to fetch the mop and bucket as someone dropped a deuce in aisle 7
The sideways Peace Sign indicates his sub-70 IQ
The sideways Peace Sign indicates intimidating mom to pay his three month behind cell bill
The sideways Peace Sign indicates only part-time employment as a Wal-mart greeter.
The sideways Peace Sign indicates the third best jizz mopper at the porn store.
The sideways Peace Sign indescrotes a perverse layering of commercial transpubal justfuckingawfulness.
The sideways Peace Sign indicates the number of times he’s failed out of his local DeVry Institute.
The sideways Peace Sign indicates the number of jobs where he’s been successfully paid that don’t involve truck stop bathrooms and glory holes.
The sideways Peace Sign indicates the number of times his mother tried to rid herself of him while in the womb.
I was on Adult Friend Finder looking for narcotic and 420-friendly friends for group sex and got redirected here. This site reminds me of another I frequent. Wait a minute, this is the site. Stoned and baffled traversing the breadbasket of Eastern Ontario perhaps to visit the Llama Ranch.
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Ungulates
GGW? Sigh.
Joey Buttafuco’s family Christmas Card photo..circa 2013
Rev makes me laugh
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Suburban Gangsta Joe makes me gassy
Rob Burgundy giving his friend Rob Ford some sweet stoned love.
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http://globalnews.ca/news/981038/late-night-hosts-make-more-cracks-about-rob-ford/
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Skenkles
Boy that Girls Gone Wild sure has changed, and by changed I mean splooge.
gassy make me laughy
The Mary Summers and Olivia Starr video was well worth my monthly subscription of a low, low, $9.99 per month, lots of payment options. Act now! Those teasers just don’t cut it IYKWIMAITTYDAShit.
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Son
The sideways peace sign means I’ve got a carbuncle on my hemorrhoid the size of a walnut.
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.Carbuncle, I says.
These girls look wholesome, beautiful (while naturally capable of getting down and dirty) and ink-free – what is this turd doing in the middle of them?
The sideways peace sign indicates his celebration of capturing the coveted employee of the month at Bropump Gym/Tanning/laundromat, it was a tight race.
Casting for The New Sopranos wasn’t going well.
Does teh internet really need another website where professioinal porn stars pretend to make amateur videos?
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I guess it can’t hurt.
I was thinking of getting my hemorrhoid pierced. Am I in the right thread here?
^that’s gotta be the thread killer!
The sideways peace sign indicates a tidal flux in the economic – ahh, wtf I like this thread. And I don’t have any hemorrhoids, so who am I kidding here? Don’t die!
The sideways peace sign indicates hemmorhoidal piercings, yes.
The sideways peace sign also indicates a secret symbol for Mercurio usage.