Monday, November 4, 2013
Toungled Up in Blue
Early one morning the douche was scroting
I was clubbin’ in bed,
Wond’ring if she’d changed it all
If her butt bobble was still red
Her folks they said our bottle service together
Sure was gonna be Grey Goose,
They never did like Mama’s homemade drugs
Papa’s shlongwater wasn’t big enough
And the DJ was standing on the side of the road
Spittle falling on my Vans
Heading out for the velvet rope
Lord knows I’ve fondled some butts getting through
Toungled up in blue.
That’s right, beyoch. Bob Dylan references. Cuz I’m totally in sync with the zeitgeist, yo! Like a postmodern Bieber.
Looks like Jake Peavey just prior to his drunken signature on a Duckboat pink slip
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Speaking of drunken Red Sox, Mike Napoli went on a strange Dylan-esque character journey Saturday fueled by booze, babes and shirtless 20 degree sidewalk smoke break strolls
Looks like rejects from a Porn Star Fantasy Camp.
Looks like the movie, “D for Douchedetta.”
This has all the makings of the worst My Little Brony Porn ever.
I find the photo disturbing and the poetry sublime.
CLEARLY, DB1 is suffering a bit and missing New York City, based on this and the train post.
Once could say he has:
Subterranean Homesick Blues
I will show myself out…
Looks like I picked the wrong time to check out the site.
Looks like the start of a new Meme; Licking Chicks With Purple Hair. Meme, I says.
Anonymous Largeman looks away as The Band played on.
She aches just like a woman, but she breaks just like a little girl…from this douchebag’s death grip on her purple wig.
Looks like Vendetta mask-man chose the right time to wear a mask.
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Hey, DW. I hypothesize the Greico virus is a meme. Or a set of memes. Perhaps I should expound on this. Whaddya’ think?
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Expound, I says.
And belated congrats to the Thesis-free, Dr. Mrs. Kroeger.
the Guy Fawkes costume is the real insult – he never wore shorts.
Ugh, if this chick had blonde hair I’d swear she was the receptionist at my last job. Widest shit eating grin I’ve ever seen.
You can literally see his tongue spray a wave of bleeth over her.