Saturday, November 9, 2013
Your Saturday Boatbaggery
Amazing how some images reveal so little actual hottie/douchey atrocity, yet you can smell the bodyspray and post-coital bro-texting like a pungent odor gremlin haunting the collective unconscious.
He thinks his arm is strong. The only thing strong on this guy is his sphinctus. Cause if he loosened, his lover’s goo would blow out like a prolapse all over his tight white pants.
He shaves with a stencil.
He bought his glasses at the Navy-Navy Store.
Sister Jen likes it when Dimitri gets his monthly day away from the pizza ovens.
Sister Jen is consoling Dimitri after he was rejected at The New Village People audition.
That lineman that quit the Dolphins just called to say Dimitri’s sunglasses are gay.
Dimitri has inspired the government to initiate a Federal Sunglasses Program, which will result in everyone losing their existing sunglasses.
Sister Jen would like to use my meat fungo as a tongue depressor
I want to see the financial statements of every douchebag that has ever been posted here. Sure, there will be a few that are actually rich (Stewart Rahr – fuck me…) but I have to imagine 98% of these puds are 1 step ahead of having their lives repo’d.
No matter how much ketchup you slather on you can also taste the filler in that shit sandwich
Neck shirt size: 15 1/2″
Bicep circumference: 19″
Picture photoshoped: uuummm, ya.
Likelihood marginally attractive Sister Jen will let you spoo all over her face after you pull out: Guaranteed !
Armand Humper
Dimitri is so ripped his manservant sews him into those shirts each morning while he is having a protein shake.
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Ya und protein shake.
I had a dream in which Giada Di Laurentis and Amy Poehler were giving me an amazing blow job and rimming only to wake on the dog’s couch with a crudites dipping sauce on my cock and a skinny carrot peaking into my ass crack and Lisa Lampanelli on the comedy channel.
^That was no dream….