Monday, December 9, 2013
acrylic skrillex douche-step fandango
Okay; I’ll sneak one more in whilst DB1 stalks luggage claim.
Contest: Describe, in one sentence or less, what this Dub-Douche is doing at this particular moment in time, and/or what the Hell is going on here.
The winner gets…naught.
Aaaand: GO.
Picking peanuts out of Pinkie’s shit
Jakcing off the bouncer in lieu of cover charge
Admiring Hyundai tattoo on low rent dance girl
Searching the dance floor for lost dignity
Vomiting into Dixie cup after his second wine cooler.
Mouth agape, staring at pink bras while covering shame with textbook.
Starting taking shirt off, got lost.
Prison bunk mate will be reminded of Skrillex twice daily.
Squattin to take a phat dump on some passed out bro whilst admiring the upside-down Oldsmobile logo tat on the bleeth in pink. Get some!
Somehow zipped his one-incher up.
Wiping off his hand from his accidental discharge on the inside of his jeans. for the third time.
Trying to remove the glo-stick from his ass that his friend left sitting on the couch.
He’s a contestant in the “worst tattoo in history” contest.
Skrillex is wrist deep with a coat hanger trying to abort a hissing fetus.(respect)
He was gonna get a nickle per month off of his Valtrex prescriptions, but his arteest engraver din’t speak a word of English and just fucked his chances for that credit…
{To the man in the pink outfit:} “Rut-Roh!”
He was gonna get Paula Deen back on the map by selling her cookware until his tattoo artist decided to fuck with him.
He’s vomitus since he baled on hius exam and I boot fuckd him. HE is now GrebSkrillex. Cunts.
He showing off his new tattoo that he thinks says “killer”.
Five o’clock shadow on ya stripper is never a good look.
Not to mention the ominous clown hand of death.
He was bound up after too many cheese pizzas, took a dump, and is now stuck sitting on his new prehensile tail.
Vin Douchal almost has it right.
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Not a Hyundai tat, but upside down Oldsmobile Alero logo. (huh?)
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http://users.ipfw.edu/hellerj/com%20491-03i/Oldsmobile%20Symbol.gif