Thursday, December 26, 2013
Asian David Arquette Zeroes in on Perky Camille
Asian David Arquette does not stop until Asian David Arquette is ready to stop.
Perky Camille offers the glorious glories of all that is holy and reverent in a land in which carnality trumps culture. She is my pincushion cherubic fantasy. Although, while she ranks highly on the human scale, she’s no Fluffy.
Perky Camille is my holiday fantasy.
She looks a little cross-eyed. Cross-eyed dames love to fuck. Ernie Borgnine used to tell me that. It’s true.
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. I like her Mounds.
Fluffy is AKA “HA1.” Just for the record.
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Camille’s cross-eyed because she keeps trying to anticipate the next time one of those mammarian missiles is going to slap her in the face while on the gym’s treadmill. I’ll help watch.
That’s Hideki Irabu, not Asian Davis Arquette.
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George Steinbrenner apparently killed him. Go figure.
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http://nypost.com/2011/07/29/former-yankees-pitcher-irabu-found-hanged-in-california-home/
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Too soon?
Perky Camille is a hot piece of insecure, naughty Jewess (RESPECT) ass, that and her nose job gives me the renob. ADA is a mess.
Irabu hung himself 2 1/2 years ago, living up to George’s call of him being a fat pussy toad. Fuck him.
Perky Camille can be my Fluffer.
She’s cute, but damn… put the tampon applicator away.
That’s not a tampon applicator , it’s a Tide stick. Her job is to follow A.D.A. around and get the dim sum stains off his white shirt
Actually, it’s just her pen, and he’s holding her checkbook. Her Daddy is covering the costs of their date…..
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…..AGAIN
Speaking of Dim Sum, I went down on a broad once who tasted like Dou Fu Fa.
I’m guessing Mr. Irabu underperformed in a sporting contest in which Mr. Walnuts had a financial interest. Na mean?