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7:59 am December, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That monkey reminds me of a dream i had last night. The kind of dream that only happens after getting stoned and walking in a blizzard.

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It all started with a warm sensation, the kind you have when you’re feeling young Kate Winslet’s runny cooze in the backseat of some old car with steamy windows. Next thing you know you’re cold and holding onto a piece of the Titanic with a boner and fighting off frigid chunks of iceberg only to wake up and find that you pissed yourself again after you spilled chili on your cock and the old dog’s cleaning you up again with a look of shame.

8:26 am December, 15 Ted Brogan said...

China has a weird postal service.

9:38 am December, 15 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

This almost makes up for all the Guido frolic videos.

Almost.

11:20 am December, 15 bigphatnotadouche said...

I nominate the Rev’s comment @ 7:59 as the comment of the year.

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F u sons

11:25 am December, 15 FredN. said...

You all lose.

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12:07 pm December, 15 Douchble Helix said...

I watched as far as the Chinaman talking his son for a walk. That was plenty.

12:08 pm December, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Getting laid in Flint is like shore fishing in Fukishima.

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12:41 pm December, 15 The Dude (remote location) said...

Bulldog-monkey is the perfect video for my hangover. Thanks!

2:01 pm December, 15 DarkSock said...

I second that nomination for Comment o’ the Year.

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Jeez, FredN, what’s with the photos of Woody Harrelson in drag?

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.Got any more?

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2:17 pm December, 15 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

If that’s the best tang money can buy in Flint, time to move.

3:02 pm December, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Flint was voted, “Worst Place to Get Laid,” and “World’s Ugliest Escorts,” by Playboy back in the 60s.

7:48 pm December, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck you Father Time (no respect)! You had to kill Peter O’Toole. Fuuuuuck you cocksucker.. He quit drinking around the time I became cool. And then i started drinking. I think he never lost his last drunky buzz. Son.

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11:50 pm December, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Billy Jack too? Fuck you and the killing spree you came in on Father Time you prick …I’m getting Santa after you with his cock o’ nine tails fuckjoint. And I can’t sleep cause workin with the

7:05 am December, 17 DouceYouWannaDance said...

Why does all Japanese TV programming remind me of the noon-to-4pm PBS Kids lineup?