Friday Haiku
See? Horizontal
Stripes do make things look fatter…
…and oh so Juicy…
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‘Murican Heroes:
General Pattin’ Dat Ass
And Private Lapdance
– saulgoode42
Francis Scott Key
Inspired to write by this
Star spangled bumper
– Charles Nelson Douchely
The star-spangled butt
inspires hoisting on poles
Francis Scott Key cheers!
– Charles Douchewin
Flag desecration
Has never given me a
renoB, until now
– DoucheyWallnuts
It puts ass in the
Basket or it gets the hose
The big booty hose.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
I’d say the pledge of
allegiance to that booty
every morning
– Magnum Douche P.I.
That’s some hot flag meat
Spectacular example
Old glory is proud
– The Dude
Stretched out far and wide
See stars and stripes forever
Ha! other countries
– Vin Douchal
I’d like to run her
up my flagpole; I’m already
saluting DAT ASS.
– Wheezer
Choad Glory Lib’rates
This Broad’s stripes and bright Spandex
Our Forefathers weep
– Bag Em Tag Em
Mesmerized by ass
We forget he suffers from
Throat gonorrhea
– DoucheyWallnuts
The douchebag’s red glare
And her ass bursting bad air
like poop through the night
—-
O’ say can’t you see
Through the dimly lit night, why
the ‘bag is still there?
– hermit
‘Murican Heroes:
General Pattin’ Dat Ass
And Private Lapdance
Francis Scott Key
Inspired to write by this
Star spangled bumper
Gun in pocket Douche
Bleeth’s trigger finger itchy
Wristdana wash cloth
Repost. Sock must have
been under the knife last time.
No matter, mock on
Flag desicration
Has never given me a
renoB, until now
The star-spangled butt
inspires hoisting on poles
Francis Scott Key cheers!
I would burn her flag
My putting renoB on it
Rub furiously
^By, not My
It puts ass in the
Basket or it gets the hose
The big booty hose.
Stars, stripes forever
And by forever I mean
I would tap that ass
She hasn’t farted
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
With an ass like that
Who needs uncle Sam. Cousin Sam
Has Obama phone, Son.
The colored fellas
(respect) must be lined up to
hit that big booty
I’d say the pledge of
allegiance to that booty
every morning
I pledge allegiance
To the flag that’s on that ass
So says my renoB
That’s some hot flag meat
Spectacular example
Old glory is proud
Stretched out far and wide
See stars and stripes forever
Ha! other countries
Looks like Miss Bum Bum
Has now pledged new allegiance
Welcome to U.S.
With an ass like that
Hope she is patriotic
Leaves ass to science
Does she do anal?
Dang, you can drive your pick-up
Through that there hillside
Beefy steroid dude
Unaware of fate tonight
Cocckk squeezed off by cheeks
I’d like to run her
up my flagpole; I’m already
saluting DAT ASS.
I pledge allegiance
to that ass, with Vaseline
and sore wrists for all.
Oh, and by the way…..
did I mention her great ass?
I’m pitchin’ a tent.
Yankee Douche Dan D.
might get a notta if not
for sword tat; Stage 1?
Missed a syllable
in first haiku; distracted
by wondrous buttcheeks.
The 51st state
will be noted by my load
between her sweet cheeks.
.
.
(Yes, I think I’ve shot my wad on her ass.)
Oh beautiful for
spacious stripes, on her ample
(mix-a-lot) weight gain.
Try to be funny,
overcome by lust; I know
I’m not alone here.
Choad Glory Lib’rates
This Broad’s stripes and bright Spandex
Our Forefathers weep
Mesmerized by ass
We forget he suffers from
Throat gonorrhea
The douchebag’s red glare
And her ass bursting bad air
like poop through the night
O’ say can’t you see
Through the dimly lit night, why
the ‘bag is still there?
Broad stripes and bright stars
O’ say do those star spangled
butt cheeks do anal?
Hermit FTW
I knew my reasons
For waiting to post were sound
Until Hermit came.
….
Well, that as well as
The fact that I keep passing
Out on narcotics.
Ass: I salute thee!
You may not see it but I
Stand at attention