Friday, December 20, 2013
Friday Haiku
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Hey, Look – it’s Douche Punk.
He’s up all night to Get Some;
All night, Spanks Monkey.
She hired a Ninja
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Tila Tequila
Took t!ts out, dates a robot
Has hit rock bottom
– DoucheyWallnuts
Helmet hides the shame
he feels all over his face.
Shame and lip herpes.
– Jacques Doucheteau
She hired a Ninja
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Flat chested Kim Bang
still gives me the renober
Oh, and fuck you all
Yellow Peril of
A featha, flocky, flocky
Together, long time.
It puts the throwing
Stars in the basket, or it gets
The hose. Kung Fu Hose.
David Carridine
Auto death a hoax. Waxes
Poetic Cosplay.
Crotchhopper. Snatch the
Pebble from my clit and you
Make jerk off alone.
We all know Dark Sock
Had surgery. Body cast
Very stylish.
Extra small condom
Wrapper beside Bud Lite can.
She sucky small time.
Oriental chicks are
Fun, but half an hour later
You forget their name.
Small tits suggest that
Douchey Wallnuts may be first
To call for Tranny.
Photobomber Drake
Says hello with stupid death
Metal sign. Peace Son.
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She wears a plaid skirt
since the Reverend Chad was
in her monkey hole
Tila Tequila
Took tits out, dates a robot
Has hit rock bottom
Bay Citee Rolla
No tittays but I’d do her
Hang loose largeman missing thumb
Let’s see how many
Racist stereotypes we
Can get in Haiku
She has smaller tits
Than the fine slanty chick I
Ass fucked last week Son.
Asian Trannies are
Usually much hotter
And have bigger tits
If anybody
Hasn’t banged a chink broad think
Horizontal gash.
Full body condom
Makes Kim Bang horny long time
she ready for hose
Chinese girls are cute.
They have tight, neat fuck slots and
Smell like soiled kitten.
And by soiled kitten,
I mean fried rice with lots of
Onions. I love onions.
It’s a snow day for
Reverend Chad. I think I
Order Chinese (silent respect) for lunch.
And roll a big joint
First after the boys finish my
Driveway for a gram.
The scent of scallions
Wafts across dance floor. Kim Chee
Loves Gwailo long time
The Dumpling Snapper
Is her nickname. Bite size and
Very edible
I prefer Ceasar
Romero Joker over
Dead Heath Ledger one
Do I smell sushi?
Or is it the sashimi?
It’s probably her
I’d rub wasabi
On her Giant Clam Roll. Munch
Numnumnumnumnum
School girl skirt looks great
on Kim Bang’s big ol’ bum bum
bang Bang’s bum bum, bang!
Double entendres
Using sushi references
Like beating dead horse
More Korean slurs
Are needed for us to be
Truly offensive
And do not forget
the Vietnamese. Her dad
was a G. I. Joe.
.
Duke, Ripcord, and
Snake Eyes went gang bang bang bang
in Saigon. Hasbros.
Gran Torino II
Hmong get all ninja gangster.
Get off fuccen lawn!
I hope the casual
Readers of Haiku comments
Are not damn racists.
Hey look – it’s Douche Punk
he’s up all night to get some
Korean Kimchee
Ninja’s all like, Hey
Baby! Kimchee doesn’t dig
Black Power Ranger.
Pho Bo meets Gwailo
Fuckee Suckee Long time, Joe?
Alabama Blacksnake
From the Slope of her Mons
And the look of her Pie, she
Must be a Spinner
R2D2’s Bro
Won’t need to Roofie this Bleeth
She’s into robots
Seeing Kim Bang here makes
The longest night of the year
Seem a bit shorter
Kim Chee Bang is good
For insult to Koreans
An yong ha se yo
Rental costume that
the last guy sneezed in a lot.
It smells like cheese curds.
Helmet hides the shame
he feels all over his face.
Shame and lip herpes.
Plaid skirt allows for
air flow ’round yeast infection.
That there’s some daft funk.
Fuck an Asian chick
You feel big after they bleed
from bottoming out
Fidget the Midget
Too many shots with Daft Skunk
Loss of Technologic
Lacks Technologic
damn short term memory…
Jacques FTW all-time…
Regs only Haiku
New feature. Insult ethnic
Groups. Scare away Noobs.
The stench from Gook Twat
Fills the air. Can’t be washed off
Torments forever
Her Ho Chi Minh Trail
Bombarded by Jism Bombs
Jism Bombs, I says
Douche Vader
You are her father
The Force is Gay