Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Reader Mail: Some people at the beach
Reader Kevin works out some issues:
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From: Kevin G.
Subject: My sister’s douchebag boyfriend
This guy on the left is a real winner right here, he goes by the name Roach, no joke! He has some half ass tattoo studio and thinks he’s hot shit, HES GOT A FACE FOR RADIO!!!!
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It pleases me to no end to know that in today’s constantly updating/trending/morphing ephemeral digital culture, the classic “he’s got a face for radio” insult remains a viable insult.
Roached needs to be fired up. Or smoked. Whatevs, Roach.
*Roach
Seeing this makes me feel roached.
Kevin was smart enough not to inform us which one of the above is his sister, lest we start up with what we’d like to do to her. (if she’s the one in the middle, I’ve thought of a few things off the top of my head)
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Kudos for getting his pic on the site. Should make for some great talk around your family Christmas table this year.
Which one is the sister? Because I’d like to say something really innapropriate about the chick holding the beach ball ….Sorry, Kevin
Wow^
Young girls are trending to Selena Gomez. And by trending, I mean in the hipster social scene. I have only used the word trending before as related to statistical analysis at which I am master. They are also statistically trending to Selena Gomez. And by trending, I mean statistically.
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Drunk and stoned and driving around rural paradise with the Lenster. Stooooooooooooooooned!7rwe7w9e7yw9e87yw9e8yr
I’m partial to, “I’ve seen better heads on beer.”
I’m fond of, ” He has a face that could stop a clock.”
I’ve taken a shine to the phrase, “I’ve seen better faces on a watch.”
Roach likes Kevin’s sister because…..
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….she never neglects the (beach) balls.
Roach likes Kevin’s sister because….
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…she can suck a beach ball through a hose.
Look at the hand on the bleeth on the left. Is she an auto mechanic or something? is that an infant penis?
Radio face would be a good name for a band.
Roach likes Kevin’s sister because…
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…she’s a Spinner, and I don’t mean the Soul Music group.
Hispanic Steve-O is quite a douche.
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But not much else in this pic, unless you count D-bag Numero Dos with the Wasting Disease and his hottie (hottie = you are drunk, high, and poppin a hurty Cialis Everbone)
He’s got a face perfect for modeling burqas.
He’s got a face for a blackjack.
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That’s right bitches, I said a blackjack, ’cause I’m old school like that.
In some cultures, if a douchebag dishonors your sister, you are obligated to disembowel him with the horn of an uncircumcised goat. Or bludgeon him to death with a can of Campbell’s Cream of Broccoli Soup.
“This guy on the left is a real winner……”
I suspect the guy on the right is no Nobel Prize recipient either.
The bitch on the right has some big cans for a twelve-year-old.
Fuck you all.
The Tao of Douche.
He’s got a face Dickens would have trouble describing