Thursday, December 12, 2013
Swole Man River
Swole man river,
Dat swole man river
Dem greased up chest shave,
Dey shave that man cave,
Dey jes’ keeps roidin’
Dey keeps on roidin’ along.
Dey don’t fist poodles,
An’ dey don’t fist pumpkins,
An’ dem dat fists ’em
is soon givin’ blumpkins,
But swole man river,
Dey jes keeps roidin’ along….
Coffee time.
It’s good to see Body Builder Meat ‘Bags back on the scene.
I think second from right fists poodles. Just sayin’.
At least there’s some truth in packaging with the guy on the far left.
The guy in the middle needs to hit the juice a little harder though.
This is gonna get this guy a football job somewhere
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More on this dude
The two bookends are the blumpkin fans.
DB1. Ugh. HCwDB Pareto ratios are NOT Pareto efficient for the rest of us.
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And I call nottadouche. Sure, they’ve probably kept all their old Cross Fit friends, even as they bypass them towards bigger bulk. Because they’re swole, but is swole autodouche?
The hottie gets me swole in a place these roid wrecks can’t. Unless they’re fisting poodles.
Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Not just this minute.
Charlies
And now let’s give DB1 an appropiate thanks for this coming debacle:
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http://www.toofab.com/2013/12/12/party-down-south-cmt-reality-show-jersey-shore-photos/
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And fucck us all
my ass nerve is swole. and sore. son.
doc has me on oxi, lortab, percocet, steroid dose pack, and neurontin; I’m semi-lucid. Son.
lemme start back tracking, see what i missed.
With ‘Sock on a liquor cabinet of pharmaceuticals, Friday Haiku should be fuccen hysterical.
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Too bad I gotta fuccen work.
Swole is Auto. I think Kierkegaard said that.
Smallest of the group, Tommy Douchewank in back purses his lips and thinks he “looks hard.”
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“That’s gotta add 2-3 inches to my height, bro,” he wishfully thinks.
I heard there was a steroid shortage.
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Now we know why.
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